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Oh, how my toe aches!
((I have to say, how many award-winning novels have begun with the same heart-wrenching plea for solace in a cruel world, as the narrator is cast among the sinn--Oh, I'm sorry, that says toe doesn't it. Never mind, thought it said soul. Right.))
Seriously though, I don't know what the fuck is up, since it doesn't look broken at all. I bloody ran myself into the ground today. Em and I jogged/walked for a half hour, then I went home and ran like a crazy person until I retched, then I ran some more, then I walked, then I ran some more, and then later I walked my dog in the pitch black dark.
Woohoo.
OMG THERE'S A COYOTE WARNING FOR MY NEIGHBOURHOOD! I'm serious! Before they've just been sort of secluded, but now a man was attacked by a rabid coyote in the forest WHERE I RUN!!!! And a cat died, and now I'm terrified for my dog, who lives outside. I mean, yes there's a fence but still! She should be okay, cos she's a good size and again, there's a fence. I am sincerely worried about myself. I run to some rather distant areas, and the man was attacked right by the pond, which is really public and well-traversed. I need a running mate. Should put an ad out:
NEED RUNNING MATE
SLIGHTLY LOONY
INTERESTED IN RUNNING UNTIL VIOLENTLY ILL
BUT NOT ACTUALLY TOO GOOD AT THE WHOLE...PACE, SPEED, ENDURANCE...THING.
Just kidding, about the violently ill part at least. Still. Am bloody exhausted. Course I said that last night and then I couldn't sleep at all. Also, am downing a Nalgene as I speak, so will be up half the night pissing. Which is what everyone wanted to hear, I'm sure.
((I have to say, how many award-winning novels have begun with the same heart-wrenching plea for solace in a cruel world, as the narrator is cast among the sinn--Oh, I'm sorry, that says toe doesn't it. Never mind, thought it said soul. Right.))
Seriously though, I don't know what the fuck is up, since it doesn't look broken at all. I bloody ran myself into the ground today. Em and I jogged/walked for a half hour, then I went home and ran like a crazy person until I retched, then I ran some more, then I walked, then I ran some more, and then later I walked my dog in the pitch black dark.
Woohoo.
OMG THERE'S A COYOTE WARNING FOR MY NEIGHBOURHOOD! I'm serious! Before they've just been sort of secluded, but now a man was attacked by a rabid coyote in the forest WHERE I RUN!!!! And a cat died, and now I'm terrified for my dog, who lives outside. I mean, yes there's a fence but still! She should be okay, cos she's a good size and again, there's a fence. I am sincerely worried about myself. I run to some rather distant areas, and the man was attacked right by the pond, which is really public and well-traversed. I need a running mate. Should put an ad out:
NEED RUNNING MATE
SLIGHTLY LOONY
INTERESTED IN RUNNING UNTIL VIOLENTLY ILL
BUT NOT ACTUALLY TOO GOOD AT THE WHOLE...PACE, SPEED, ENDURANCE...THING.
Just kidding, about the violently ill part at least. Still. Am bloody exhausted. Course I said that last night and then I couldn't sleep at all. Also, am downing a Nalgene as I speak, so will be up half the night pissing. Which is what everyone wanted to hear, I'm sure.