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So I am in Jersey cause of family stuff. After a long car ride, around Central Jersey, a bottle of NJ and some Tastee Subs, the conversation went a lil somthin like this....
Dayna: "I feel sorry for Elijah cause Daryl (his bastard father) is always telling him what it means to 'be a man, act like a man, smell like a man'"
Mom: "Whatever, Daryl can try all he wants, that kid is gay, gay, gay, I've decided, some people are different. tons more people are born gay than you would think, and a lot of people have crossed wiring (looks at me) either way, that kid is as gay as they come. there's how many people in this family and you want to pretend we have one person who's queer?"
( i look at the bottle of brandy)
Me: "....27 years and all it took was a bottle of E&J?"
Dayna: "I feel sorry for Elijah cause Daryl (his bastard father) is always telling him what it means to 'be a man, act like a man, smell like a man'"
Mom: "Whatever, Daryl can try all he wants, that kid is gay, gay, gay, I've decided, some people are different. tons more people are born gay than you would think, and a lot of people have crossed wiring (looks at me) either way, that kid is as gay as they come. there's how many people in this family and you want to pretend we have one person who's queer?"
( i look at the bottle of brandy)
Me: "....27 years and all it took was a bottle of E&J?"