Weird thoughts
Alright so... it occured to me today that the worst part about my job, besides the money, is that when I go to the bathroom the toilets are the color of light yellow. This bothers me because, for whatever reason, I hate peeing into other people's pee. Like it just bothers me immensly. I always check the pot to make sure it is pee free. But the color of the actual toilet at work being light yellow always makes it look like there's pee in the damn pot!
And that bothers me dammit!
Of course, there are worse things in life. I could still be under the control of Jack. Or Bill. Damn fooking assholes.
Instead I'm working with bunch of cool guys and a Christmas party with a menu that looks like this:
Holiday Party Menu
6pm HORS D'OEUVRES
Prawns with Cocktail Sauce
Potstickers
Teriyaki Chicken Kabobs
Spanakopita (Traditional Greek Spinach and Feta Cheese Pie in Filo Dough)
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Assorted Mini-Quiche
7:15 Holiday Dinner Buffet
Caesar Salad
Fresh Fruit
Tossed Baby Greens
Bourbon Glazed Ham
Roast Young Turkey
London Broil
Chicken Breast (Lemon-Oregano)
Candied Yams
Velvet Whipped Mashed Potatoes
Duchess Potatoes
Julienne Zucchini and Carrots
Green Beans Almondine
Drinks
2 Open Bars
Champagne (available at bar)
Gourmet Coffee Station
Assorted Biscotti
Croquenbuche
Mini Cheesecake with Strawberry Sauce
Chocolate Fondue Fountain
Dipping Berries
Marshmallows
Bananas
Graham Crackers
Alright... one... what the FUCK is a Croquenbuche?!?!?
Two, did you notice the open bar? Not one, but TWO. So you can stumble away from one, fall into another and order another drink before you pounded down the first?
I'm all for it.
And that bothers me dammit!
Of course, there are worse things in life. I could still be under the control of Jack. Or Bill. Damn fooking assholes.
Instead I'm working with bunch of cool guys and a Christmas party with a menu that looks like this:
Holiday Party Menu
6pm HORS D'OEUVRES
Prawns with Cocktail Sauce
Potstickers
Teriyaki Chicken Kabobs
Spanakopita (Traditional Greek Spinach and Feta Cheese Pie in Filo Dough)
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Assorted Mini-Quiche
7:15 Holiday Dinner Buffet
Caesar Salad
Fresh Fruit
Tossed Baby Greens
Bourbon Glazed Ham
Roast Young Turkey
London Broil
Chicken Breast (Lemon-Oregano)
Candied Yams
Velvet Whipped Mashed Potatoes
Duchess Potatoes
Julienne Zucchini and Carrots
Green Beans Almondine
Drinks
2 Open Bars
Champagne (available at bar)
Gourmet Coffee Station
Assorted Biscotti
Croquenbuche
Mini Cheesecake with Strawberry Sauce
Chocolate Fondue Fountain
Dipping Berries
Marshmallows
Bananas
Graham Crackers
Alright... one... what the FUCK is a Croquenbuche?!?!?
Two, did you notice the open bar? Not one, but TWO. So you can stumble away from one, fall into another and order another drink before you pounded down the first?
I'm all for it.