I have a lot of things I want to talk about, but nothing that suffices me making an entry. I sort of want to talk about how spectacularly ineffectual I have been since graduation, and I also sort of want to do a writeup of the all-night party, finally; and I also sort of want to talk about how First Class was the movie of my dreams, and how Young Justice will not stop Happening, and how I may or may not have a Teen Titans/Super 8 crossover now, and how
artemisrampant linked me to that one Mark/Eduardo fic and it possibly literally killed me--
--I have a lot of issues with superheroes, you guys. It's kind of a problem.
...But I have no idea how to assemble any of those things into anything resembling coherence, so for now you get a meme. A delicious, delicious meme.
Comment with "Cheese, please!," and:
- I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
- Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
- Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.
My questions and answers from
pyrasaur are below the cut!
1) You won a million dollars! But you have to spend all the money in one week. What would you do/buy?
A new laptop, a trip to Disney, probably a few sets of Broadway tickets, several dozen of
these shirts. Then I would call up Capcom and ask if they had plans to localize the Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton crossover, and if they said "no" I would ask them how much money it would take to convince them, and then I would give them ALL THAT MONEY. Unless it was more than what I had. In which case I would GIVE THEM WHAT I HAD. If there was anything left I would spend it on extravagantly useless nerd memorabilia.
2) What does your handwriting look like?
I am... one of the few people I know who writes almost entirely in cursive? My elementary school was very specific that after third grade, if you did not write in cursive YOU WOULD DIE. That's how I remember it, at least. And so even when my friends who escaped the same elementary school resorted to print, I stayed strong.
It's not very exciting cursive, though, sadly; there's nothing really formal or elegant about it, and it's probably not ~true~ cursive because my spacing is sort of wonky and the angles are all different directions. WHATEVER. It's the fastest way to write.
My print handwriting is about as childlike and no-frills as you can get. Nothing to see here, move along.
3) Have you ever had a moment in your life where you honestly wished Elite Beat Agents would show up and help you?
Yes. I mean, I love them, so if they existed I would probably abuse my EBA privileges for things like MY TV WON'T WORK or THIS CHEM PROBLEM IS HARD, but. There was a time, around last spring, where I think the only thing I really needed was someone on my side, and... that's what the Agents are for. THEY WOULD HAVE DANCED ME OUT OF MY JUNIOR YEAR, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.
4) Favourite type of pie?
This may make me a pie heathen, but chocolate cream pie. I love all kinds of pie, because Pie is Good, but given the choice between a fruit anything and a chocolate anything, I will always, always love the chocolate thing more. It's like an extremely tasty disease.
5) Compose a haiku about any subject you'd like. (Yes, I know that's not a question.)
I'm far too sleepy
To form a decent haiku
So you're stuck with this:
I hate Abstergo
I've been sitting here for hours
Give me my damn cash
...That's a haiku okay. Depending on how you pronounce "hours."