no loafers...good

Jul 15, 2007 13:10




no loafers...good
Originally uploaded by *Lindsay Marie*. "Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night." And he goes all concerned, "What was your dream?" I go, "I was being chased by a giant crab." "What?! Dude! What?!" All of a sudden he's like, "hold on." I hear pages turning... I'm like "dude what are you doing?" He's like "I have a dream book. I'm looking up crabs to see what they represent. In my dream book." So all of a sudden he goes, "DUDE! Hold on... crabs... ... dude! You're gay, that's why you were running away... cuz the crab... represents sexuality, it doesn't know which way... and... fuckin'... that's why you ran away, you were running from your gayness!" "And the lightning?" "Emphasizes the gay, that's what it says... if there's lighting around the crab you're super gay, that's what it says right here. Supergay. He wasn't wearing loafers was he? OH NO 'Cause that would mean you're mega, ultra gay... like a superhero gay." -Dane Cook

-This little crab's picture was taking @ the VA Beach Aquarium. Apparently these kind of crab are all over the place in VA Beach. The last time we visiting, we went to the beach, and they were coming in & out of the sand after the sea washed over them. It was quite a site!
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