Seven Dwarfs meets House

[lyricae]

What dwarf would you assign to each of the season five "House" main characters.  Because there are nine characters we must also include snow white and the wicked queen.

Dwarves are: Dopey, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, doc, bashful, and happy.
Characters are:  House, Foreman, Thirteen, Taub, Cuddy, WIlson, Chase, Cameron, and Kutner.

Have at it!

Comments

[mamishka]

Sadly I'm woefully behind in House so most of the names aren't familiar to me and the rest of my associations are potentially wildly outdated.

But House is, of course, Grumpy. ;-)

I guess Wilson is Dopey, cause he keeps letting House get the better of him.

Cuddy, at least according to House, would be the Wicked Queen, cause she's in charge and always messing with his business.

Cameron is Bashful, because she used to have an awkward crush on House.

Chase is kinda stuck with Sleepy I think, because he tends to be a bit on the lackadasical side of things, but that's not a really good match up I don't think. It's a stretch.

Foreman is probably Doc cause he seems to take it the most seriously.

The rest are complete blanks for me cause I've never seen them in action.

[rmd]

hm. is grumpy house or cuddy? i could see it either way. wilson is totally bashful.

there's no dwarf named lupus. because in house-world, IT'S NEVER LUPUS.

[llachglin]

House--Grumpy
Foreman--Doc
Cuddy-Snow White (the main character surrounded by all the working dwarves)
Chase--Happy (now that he doesn't work for House)
Kutner--Dopey
Taub--Sneezy (that nose)
Wilson--Bashful
Cameron--Sleepy
Thirteen--Wicked Queen

OK, the last two don't really work at all but that's what I was left with.