Random Post-ness
So I was talking to God and she was like, 'Yo, what's up' and told me to update my journal. Or maybe Boy did. Probably Boy. But God seriously did say 'yo what's up' like that. I mean it. I mean, I mean business.
I want a cat. A kitten of my very own. I do. I would not name it Schmoopy or anything like that. That's just insulting. My cat would be named something like Amorphous Blob or something to that effect. Cats definitely like being blobs. Seriously. Watch one for a while.
I'm having a hard time figuring out what else to say. Umm.......my boss is on vacation until the week after next, and she left me with a list of things to do. As of today I've finished half of it. I have three days next week to do the rest....and that's just goofy. Basically I will be sitting around making buttons and playing computer games and doing the occasional light filing that I was left with. Lemme hear you give a highly bored 'woot, I'm getting paid for this.' That's right.
Today is Hippie Day. Go be a hippie. I mean business. Do it.
Hug a dog. Or a tree. Or a cow. Then tip the cow. Don't tip the dog or the tree, that's just mean.
That reminds me of how Boy and I had a conversation about whether cows or turkeys are stupider. I say turkeys. Any animal that looks up to see what's hitting it on the head when it rains and then DROWNS is pretty damn stupid. I rest my case.
Schmutz is a fabulous word. I fully intend to get a package of star stickers and walk around for a day as usual, but hand out stars to people when they say something that indeed merits a gold star. You only wish you could be one of them.
Ohhhh, I'm done. Ciao, folks!
I want a cat. A kitten of my very own. I do. I would not name it Schmoopy or anything like that. That's just insulting. My cat would be named something like Amorphous Blob or something to that effect. Cats definitely like being blobs. Seriously. Watch one for a while.
I'm having a hard time figuring out what else to say. Umm.......my boss is on vacation until the week after next, and she left me with a list of things to do. As of today I've finished half of it. I have three days next week to do the rest....and that's just goofy. Basically I will be sitting around making buttons and playing computer games and doing the occasional light filing that I was left with. Lemme hear you give a highly bored 'woot, I'm getting paid for this.' That's right.
Today is Hippie Day. Go be a hippie. I mean business. Do it.
Hug a dog. Or a tree. Or a cow. Then tip the cow. Don't tip the dog or the tree, that's just mean.
That reminds me of how Boy and I had a conversation about whether cows or turkeys are stupider. I say turkeys. Any animal that looks up to see what's hitting it on the head when it rains and then DROWNS is pretty damn stupid. I rest my case.
Schmutz is a fabulous word. I fully intend to get a package of star stickers and walk around for a day as usual, but hand out stars to people when they say something that indeed merits a gold star. You only wish you could be one of them.
Ohhhh, I'm done. Ciao, folks!