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I busted my lip open on a quarterpipe.
At least, this is what I'm telling everybody. And it's true, it just sounds soooo much cooler than the real story, which is incredibly dorky.
Real story:
I was walking home last night with a friend of mine who was couch-crashing. He saw the little metal quaterpipe in the mini-park on my street (I think that's what they're called, I'm not so up on skateboard terms) and got super-excited and ran over to go see it. We're both staring at it (and we weren't even drunk which somehow makes everything ever dumber) and I decide to step on it.
It's been raining. I'm in slippery flats. I promptly faceplant into the quarterpipe and proceed to bleed all over myself while insisting "I AM TOTALLY FINE, IT'S COOL. NO BIGGIE."
Dork dork dork dork dork.
At least, this is what I'm telling everybody. And it's true, it just sounds soooo much cooler than the real story, which is incredibly dorky.
Real story:
I was walking home last night with a friend of mine who was couch-crashing. He saw the little metal quaterpipe in the mini-park on my street (I think that's what they're called, I'm not so up on skateboard terms) and got super-excited and ran over to go see it. We're both staring at it (and we weren't even drunk which somehow makes everything ever dumber) and I decide to step on it.
It's been raining. I'm in slippery flats. I promptly faceplant into the quarterpipe and proceed to bleed all over myself while insisting "I AM TOTALLY FINE, IT'S COOL. NO BIGGIE."
Dork dork dork dork dork.