Nov 17, 2004 17:16
Does anyone know why my eyes would be bloodshot for five straight days when my eyes feel fine? And I'm not on drugs? Or hungover? Until I hear otherwise, I'm going with brain tumor.
Saw Bridget Jones 2 on Monday. It was really funny. It went something like this:
Bridget Jones: I am charmingly insecure! Also, fat. Although I don't look fat at all.
Mark Darcy: I'm hot and in love with you, Bridget! Though it may be hard to see beneath my stoic hotness demeanor.
Daniel Cleaver: I'm a total asshole, but good god I'm charming. Try to hate me! Just try!
Thai Prison: Bet you didn't expect to see me here!
Daniel and Mark fight hilariously in some water.
Daniel's shirt: Clings sexily.
Mark's shirt: Clings sexily-er.
Mark: I WIN!
The end.
Now, I'm off to the gym. Lost is on tonight, yay hooray!