Update
So, replying to the "Real World" (imagine finger quotes and an extremely sarcastic tone here) casting call was a joke. Ha ha! Clever! Apparently (and really, this does come as a surprise) MTV has no sense of humor. They took me seriously and yesterday I got a call from Aliisa, a very nice casting director who asked to talk to me for five minutes. After my phone interview today, Aliisa decided that I "sound like I have a lot going on in [my] life" so they sent me the long application, which, if they continue to approve, will get me an in-person interview, the last step before being chosen to appear on The Real World.
WHAT THE FUCK
I probably shouldn't have whipped out my Pagan/Feminist/Gay/Circus School creds if I didn't want them to call me back.
WHAT THE FUCK
I probably shouldn't have whipped out my Pagan/Feminist/Gay/Circus School creds if I didn't want them to call me back.