I have decended into the sexy abyss
My existence has become way more gay than I'd ever imagined it would be at this point. Here is a small sample of my life as a queer:
-I've seen every episode of 'The L Word', visited the website, can discuss it at length, and was at the W hotel on the night of the Season 3 premier party (although for a different reason)
-I tell men who hit on me that "I like girls"
-I've hung out in the Castro at least three times in the past month
-I've hung out in Dolores Park at least fifteen times in the past month
-I've begun to recognize lesbians-about-town
-I keep borrowing Subarus
-I keep fucking this girl I know
-I have hella gay friends
-I was encouraged to volunteer at 'the lesbian prom': NCLR's annual benefit party
-I go to Monday night knitting circle at the LGBTQ center
-I've seen every episode of 'The L Word', visited the website, can discuss it at length, and was at the W hotel on the night of the Season 3 premier party (although for a different reason)
-I tell men who hit on me that "I like girls"
-I've hung out in the Castro at least three times in the past month
-I've hung out in Dolores Park at least fifteen times in the past month
-I've begun to recognize lesbians-about-town
-I keep borrowing Subarus
-I keep fucking this girl I know
-I have hella gay friends
-I was encouraged to volunteer at 'the lesbian prom': NCLR's annual benefit party
-I go to Monday night knitting circle at the LGBTQ center