From
ceresi You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
1. Lightsabre. Double-bladed for preference. Although Buffy's rocket-launcher-in-a-mall trick is a close second.
2. Um... don't know about this one. What is the most suitable zombie-killing soundtrack? Killing in the name by Rage against the Machine, perhaps? Or maybe something by A Perfect Circle. Hmmm. Alternatively, some incredibly inappropriate classical stuff. Zombies falling like flies to the soft strains of Clare de Lune?
3. Wolverine. The poor, poor zombies won't know what hit them.
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For my own reference, the previous Journal comics on xkcd:
Journal 1Journal 2Journal 3Journal 4Journal 5 Ah, Hat guy. I love your alt text you so.