grrr
I GOT A 30.
LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN.
I GOT A 30.
ON A TEST.
A TEST THAT I STUDIED MY ASS OFF FOR.
A TEST THAT DETERMINES A LARGE PART OF MY FUCKING GRADE.
and let's sit here and watch the GPA plummet.
I FUCKING HATE LOGIRYTHYMS.
HATE THEM.
HAAAAAAAATESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEM PRECIOUS.
In other news Sarah is a great kisser.
Brent makes me giggle uncontrollably.
And Holly is a miniature hurricane.
Heh. Hurricane Holly.
Door #3 and I need to talk.
About things that need to be talked about.
Holly has also taken this lack of communication as permission to pimp me out.
Literally.
For example:
Bradon: "Hi, my name is Brandon, and I was just wondering if you had a
Boyfriend"
Me: "Well...not technically...."
Brandon: "Not technically....does that mean I can have your number?"
Holly: (steps in front of me) "No she doesn't have a boyfriend, and yes, you
CAN have her number, here's pen, let me get a piece of paper for you."
Me: ......
End Example.
Now ladies and gentlemen, Brandon is hot, very hot, but I'm still kinda sorta involved with Door #3.
Holly has decided that if he doesn't do as she thinks (and i Hope) he should, that he is therefore a non-entity.
Hence the 3 ft. Hurricane tour de force, is officially my madame.
I'm Holly's bitch.
And I can't even tell you how that happened.
Daddy, is apparently taking a page from Holly's book.
As in stepping in. See never really brought a guy home before, so the fact that Door #3 came and met him, seemed to trigger this thing in Daddy's head. Apparently, Daddy after seeing me cry of LiarDoor #1 for four years has made him VERY DETERMINED to step in this time, regardless of the fact that I've asked him not to.
So apparently Daddy wants Door #3 to come back to the house.
To have a talk.
Conversation Excerpt:
Daddy: "Me and that boy need to have a talk."
Me: "Um, can I decide if i want to keep him first? I mean he's only been
to the house once."
Daddy: "Lauralee how many guys have you EVER brought to the house?"
Me: "good point, but Daddy, i still don't know if I want to keep him."
Daddy: " That's not your choice, see, we're going to have a talk, that means
I talk and he listens. I'm gonna put the fear of God in that boy. And
that means he will step up, or he will step the fuck on. There will
be no back and forth, he will do right or he will die."
Me: "And you wonder why I've never brought any of them home."
End conversation excerpt.
Ya, uncomfortable conversation ahead with Door #3.
But the tarot cards (melinda's which are FREAKISHLY ACCURATE) Have indicated that this is the right course of action and that a period of awesome potential will be wasted if I hesitate at the gate of opportunity and don't heed my desires.
Tarot cards rock.
Especially Melinda's because they're always right.
Dammit.
LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN.
I GOT A 30.
ON A TEST.
A TEST THAT I STUDIED MY ASS OFF FOR.
A TEST THAT DETERMINES A LARGE PART OF MY FUCKING GRADE.
and let's sit here and watch the GPA plummet.
I FUCKING HATE LOGIRYTHYMS.
HATE THEM.
HAAAAAAAATESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEM PRECIOUS.
In other news Sarah is a great kisser.
Brent makes me giggle uncontrollably.
And Holly is a miniature hurricane.
Heh. Hurricane Holly.
Door #3 and I need to talk.
About things that need to be talked about.
Holly has also taken this lack of communication as permission to pimp me out.
Literally.
For example:
Bradon: "Hi, my name is Brandon, and I was just wondering if you had a
Boyfriend"
Me: "Well...not technically...."
Brandon: "Not technically....does that mean I can have your number?"
Holly: (steps in front of me) "No she doesn't have a boyfriend, and yes, you
CAN have her number, here's pen, let me get a piece of paper for you."
Me: ......
End Example.
Now ladies and gentlemen, Brandon is hot, very hot, but I'm still kinda sorta involved with Door #3.
Holly has decided that if he doesn't do as she thinks (and i Hope) he should, that he is therefore a non-entity.
Hence the 3 ft. Hurricane tour de force, is officially my madame.
I'm Holly's bitch.
And I can't even tell you how that happened.
Daddy, is apparently taking a page from Holly's book.
As in stepping in. See never really brought a guy home before, so the fact that Door #3 came and met him, seemed to trigger this thing in Daddy's head. Apparently, Daddy after seeing me cry of LiarDoor #1 for four years has made him VERY DETERMINED to step in this time, regardless of the fact that I've asked him not to.
So apparently Daddy wants Door #3 to come back to the house.
To have a talk.
Conversation Excerpt:
Daddy: "Me and that boy need to have a talk."
Me: "Um, can I decide if i want to keep him first? I mean he's only been
to the house once."
Daddy: "Lauralee how many guys have you EVER brought to the house?"
Me: "good point, but Daddy, i still don't know if I want to keep him."
Daddy: " That's not your choice, see, we're going to have a talk, that means
I talk and he listens. I'm gonna put the fear of God in that boy. And
that means he will step up, or he will step the fuck on. There will
be no back and forth, he will do right or he will die."
Me: "And you wonder why I've never brought any of them home."
End conversation excerpt.
Ya, uncomfortable conversation ahead with Door #3.
But the tarot cards (melinda's which are FREAKISHLY ACCURATE) Have indicated that this is the right course of action and that a period of awesome potential will be wasted if I hesitate at the gate of opportunity and don't heed my desires.
Tarot cards rock.
Especially Melinda's because they're always right.
Dammit.