Tara and Jewell's Cat Fight
I stumbled upon this one last night; it is by far one of my favoritest logs ever, and took place on August 22, 2005. It takes place in the DM RDI soon after it opened (there weren't a lot of us playing there back then). It starts with Tara bringing her Wonder Llama in and eventually ends in a cat fight with commentary from the lovely Lenika and fantastic RPS Guy! We also get to find out exactly what happened to Jewell's pet dolphin.
Tara Rynieyn: Oh, right, I forgot you's gooed the dolphin
Tara Rynieyn: We drowned the mushroom
JewellRavenlock: Keep it? ::She looked around for what she was keeping but when Tara brought up the mushroom her eyes went wide:: Shhhh!
JewellRavenlock: ::She eyed Kina to see if she heard that::
Tara Rynieyn: ::shushes::
Tara Rynieyn: Poor lil Morvin screamed the whole way down too ::sighs::
Lenika: ::Just sips her juice::
Tara Rynieyn: An' Jewelsie said he could float! Ha!
JewellRavenlock: How'd you hear him screamin?
RDI Mara: ::Refills Lenika's cup, resuming that calm expression.::
Tara Rynieyn: ::imitates the last minutes of life of Morvin by puffing out her cheek and slowly sinking toward the floor::
JewellRavenlock: I did not! ::She reached over to smack Tara's arm::
Tara Rynieyn: Ow!
The RPS Guy: Catfight!
Tara Rynieyn: Did too!
JewellRavenlock: That makes you look fat. ::She grinned::
Tara Rynieyn: ::swipe::
Tara Rynieyn: ::gasps and unpuffs::
JewellRavenlock: I wanted you to stop making yourself..hey! ::Swiped! She flicked::
Tara Rynieyn: Oooh!
Tara Rynieyn: ::clothesline::
Tara Rynieyn: Take tha ya lice-headed dolphin drowner!
JewellRavenlock: ::On the floor now, kicking!::
Tara Rynieyn: ::falls to the ground too:: Ooof!
JewellRavenlock: Take that un-lifed ..short person!
The RPS Guy: Ya drown dolphins?
JewellRavenlock: I melted it.
Tara Rynieyn: Ow, muh solar plexis!
Tara Rynieyn: ::clutching her chest::
Lenika: ::Watching as she continues to sip her juice::
The RPS Guy: Ya melted a dolphin?
JewellRavenlock: Well, you hurt my epidermis! ::Craddling her hand::
Tara Rynieyn: : Pulls the tiniest strand of non-lice-inhabited hair on Jewelsie's head cuz the tiny ones hurt like a bitch:: Oh yeah! I hope ya go bald!
JewellRavenlock: Supposedly, with purple-goo.
JewellRavenlock: ::She cried and bit Tara's hand!::
The RPS Guy: Wow! ::blinks:: Ya are one evil being.
JewellRavenlock: ::The little ones totally hurt the worst::
The RPS Guy: ::looks to Lenika:: A dolphin!
Tara Rynieyn: Dem lice is gonna eat there ways to you's ::screams:: GERMS!
Lenika: Maybe someone ought to dump water on them.
JewellRavenlock: ::Chris would probably like that too much. Jewell was too busy petting her own head to mention that::
The RPS Guy: And purple at that! ::shakes his head:: Thats harsh.
Lenika: Go ahead, Chris. ::Volunteering him::
Tara Rynieyn: Well at least I dun need a spatula to apply muh makeup! : Pinch::
The RPS Guy: Hmmm? Go ahead and do what? Kill a dolphin?
JewellRavenlock: It wouldn't help you anyways! ::Boob punch::
Tara Rynieyn: ::Yeah and I said that twice:: You WENCH!
JewellRavenlock: Slore!
Tara Rynieyn: ::shove:: Dingleberry!
JewellRavenlock: ::Push:: Fart-Face!
Lenika: ::Nudge to Chris:: Go spray them with something.
The RPS Guy: Beaches!
Tara Rynieyn: ::sock-punch:: Gorilla breath!
The RPS Guy: Thats a good idea....need some white t-shirts.
JewellRavenlock: ::Camel pinch:: Cootie-Carrier!
Lenika: Just go do it, Chris.
RDI Mara: ::Ther's a handy seltzer bottle that she sets in his reach.::
Tara Rynieyn: Wing-challenged sloth bottom!
The RPS Guy: If only I had a seltzer... ::oh would ya looky here...snaps it up::
JewellRavenlock: Vertically-challenged bubble butt!
Lenika: Go ahead, Chris.
Tara Rynieyn: ::frowns:: Does it really look like a bubble?
Lenika: ::Won't stop him tonight::
Tara Rynieyn: ::looks behind::
The RPS Guy: What? Whos dirty? ::turns and opens up the bottle on full spray to the verbal catfight::
Tara Rynieyn: ::goes flying across the floor from the force of the spray:: GAH! IS WET!
JewellRavenlock: ::She canted her head to peak at it:: Naw..more likea..well, a butt!
JewellRavenlock: ::The water didn't even phase her. She liked water. But when tara went flying she turned her head and just grinned- opening her mouth to swallow some:: I likes water!
The RPS Guy: Uh...ooops. ::looking down at the seltzer bottle::
Tara Rynieyn: NOw she gotta go change! ::and out she goes, huffing::
Tara Rynieyn: I'ma git you for tha, Chris! Bye Miss Len! Bye Jewelsie!
JewellRavenlock: I win! ::Her arms went up in the air, champion style::
Lenika: ::Blinks::
The RPS Guy: ::offers Tara the bird...in slow motion::
The RPS Guy: That lice must give an extra ooompf! eh?
Lenika: ::Chuckles::
Tara Rynieyn: Oh, right, I forgot you's gooed the dolphin
Tara Rynieyn: We drowned the mushroom
JewellRavenlock: Keep it? ::She looked around for what she was keeping but when Tara brought up the mushroom her eyes went wide:: Shhhh!
JewellRavenlock: ::She eyed Kina to see if she heard that::
Tara Rynieyn: ::shushes::
Tara Rynieyn: Poor lil Morvin screamed the whole way down too ::sighs::
Lenika: ::Just sips her juice::
Tara Rynieyn: An' Jewelsie said he could float! Ha!
JewellRavenlock: How'd you hear him screamin?
RDI Mara: ::Refills Lenika's cup, resuming that calm expression.::
Tara Rynieyn: ::imitates the last minutes of life of Morvin by puffing out her cheek and slowly sinking toward the floor::
JewellRavenlock: I did not! ::She reached over to smack Tara's arm::
Tara Rynieyn: Ow!
The RPS Guy: Catfight!
Tara Rynieyn: Did too!
JewellRavenlock: That makes you look fat. ::She grinned::
Tara Rynieyn: ::swipe::
Tara Rynieyn: ::gasps and unpuffs::
JewellRavenlock: I wanted you to stop making yourself..hey! ::Swiped! She flicked::
Tara Rynieyn: Oooh!
Tara Rynieyn: ::clothesline::
Tara Rynieyn: Take tha ya lice-headed dolphin drowner!
JewellRavenlock: ::On the floor now, kicking!::
Tara Rynieyn: ::falls to the ground too:: Ooof!
JewellRavenlock: Take that un-lifed ..short person!
The RPS Guy: Ya drown dolphins?
JewellRavenlock: I melted it.
Tara Rynieyn: Ow, muh solar plexis!
Tara Rynieyn: ::clutching her chest::
Lenika: ::Watching as she continues to sip her juice::
The RPS Guy: Ya melted a dolphin?
JewellRavenlock: Well, you hurt my epidermis! ::Craddling her hand::
Tara Rynieyn: : Pulls the tiniest strand of non-lice-inhabited hair on Jewelsie's head cuz the tiny ones hurt like a bitch:: Oh yeah! I hope ya go bald!
JewellRavenlock: Supposedly, with purple-goo.
JewellRavenlock: ::She cried and bit Tara's hand!::
The RPS Guy: Wow! ::blinks:: Ya are one evil being.
JewellRavenlock: ::The little ones totally hurt the worst::
The RPS Guy: ::looks to Lenika:: A dolphin!
Tara Rynieyn: Dem lice is gonna eat there ways to you's ::screams:: GERMS!
Lenika: Maybe someone ought to dump water on them.
JewellRavenlock: ::Chris would probably like that too much. Jewell was too busy petting her own head to mention that::
The RPS Guy: And purple at that! ::shakes his head:: Thats harsh.
Lenika: Go ahead, Chris. ::Volunteering him::
Tara Rynieyn: Well at least I dun need a spatula to apply muh makeup! : Pinch::
The RPS Guy: Hmmm? Go ahead and do what? Kill a dolphin?
JewellRavenlock: It wouldn't help you anyways! ::Boob punch::
Tara Rynieyn: ::Yeah and I said that twice:: You WENCH!
JewellRavenlock: Slore!
Tara Rynieyn: ::shove:: Dingleberry!
JewellRavenlock: ::Push:: Fart-Face!
Lenika: ::Nudge to Chris:: Go spray them with something.
The RPS Guy: Beaches!
Tara Rynieyn: ::sock-punch:: Gorilla breath!
The RPS Guy: Thats a good idea....need some white t-shirts.
JewellRavenlock: ::Camel pinch:: Cootie-Carrier!
Lenika: Just go do it, Chris.
RDI Mara: ::Ther's a handy seltzer bottle that she sets in his reach.::
Tara Rynieyn: Wing-challenged sloth bottom!
The RPS Guy: If only I had a seltzer... ::oh would ya looky here...snaps it up::
JewellRavenlock: Vertically-challenged bubble butt!
Lenika: Go ahead, Chris.
Tara Rynieyn: ::frowns:: Does it really look like a bubble?
Lenika: ::Won't stop him tonight::
Tara Rynieyn: ::looks behind::
The RPS Guy: What? Whos dirty? ::turns and opens up the bottle on full spray to the verbal catfight::
Tara Rynieyn: ::goes flying across the floor from the force of the spray:: GAH! IS WET!
JewellRavenlock: ::She canted her head to peak at it:: Naw..more likea..well, a butt!
JewellRavenlock: ::The water didn't even phase her. She liked water. But when tara went flying she turned her head and just grinned- opening her mouth to swallow some:: I likes water!
The RPS Guy: Uh...ooops. ::looking down at the seltzer bottle::
Tara Rynieyn: NOw she gotta go change! ::and out she goes, huffing::
Tara Rynieyn: I'ma git you for tha, Chris! Bye Miss Len! Bye Jewelsie!
JewellRavenlock: I win! ::Her arms went up in the air, champion style::
Lenika: ::Blinks::
The RPS Guy: ::offers Tara the bird...in slow motion::
The RPS Guy: That lice must give an extra ooompf! eh?
Lenika: ::Chuckles::