The Foosa are Attacking!

[lynzieluck]

So this seemed worthy of putting in here. I laughed. :-)

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the
same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and
your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the
same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out
of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!