I don't want to tapdance!
There was a spider in my bathroom. A GIANT ASS SPIDER AND I DO NOT APPROVE. I DO NOT APPROVE AT ALL.
Seriously I have never seen a bigger spider in person. It was like the spider that ate all the other spiders. And now, now I will never sleep again. Because all I can think about is what if it has friends? What if there are more? What if it fights its way up the toliet and seeks revenge as a zombie spider? And I keep picturing it and its giant body and I can just never sleep again.
That or I must move.
I don't like spiders. I especially don't like giant ass spiders that lurk beside you and you don't even notice at first and then suddenly they are the only thing you know in the world because they're giant and not the appropriate spider size and there's a possiblity there's like spider's falling in vats of nuclear waste or something around here.
Seriously I have never seen a bigger spider in person. It was like the spider that ate all the other spiders. And now, now I will never sleep again. Because all I can think about is what if it has friends? What if there are more? What if it fights its way up the toliet and seeks revenge as a zombie spider? And I keep picturing it and its giant body and I can just never sleep again.
That or I must move.
I don't like spiders. I especially don't like giant ass spiders that lurk beside you and you don't even notice at first and then suddenly they are the only thing you know in the world because they're giant and not the appropriate spider size and there's a possiblity there's like spider's falling in vats of nuclear waste or something around here.