Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
god_dot_com (-5000 points). In November I helped
smithgrrlie across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a cruel and
heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for
swimmeranne (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5685 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy
sandwich!
Sincerely,
lynzerlot