"In all the world, you'll never find, a love as true, as mine..."

[lynzalou]

George Straight... Pure Country, look it up, this is what my mom has chosen as her first dance with her soon to be husband.   The bridal shower was a deffinate hit... we went wine tasting, and what I thought I was going to really enjoy was actually rather boring if it wasn't for the great entertainment of my mothers drunken friends. Did you know that those bitches only give you two sips for each test? I was pissed, and you can only test each once!! My mom found ways around this though... when realizing that my friend lisa didn't like red wine, she decided once she had all her testers she'd send her back to get her more. Hence why my mom was, "only mildly buzzed" as she told me as we left the first winery. After this we went to kalyra which is an australian winery, where we finished off three bottles that we decided to just buy ourselves and sit outside... beautiful scenery and I got a great wine opener for FREE.NINETY NINETY (haha)...my mom told me it was ok since she had stolen atleast one wine glass from each winery we went to that day. Our last stop was this beautiful winery called bridlewood, redone to look like La Parisima Mission... It had a race track in the back and a petting zoo, there my mom's friend was plastered and lost her huge ruby and diamond ring that her wealthy husband had just bought her... my mom didn't care though, i don't even think she knew what was going on, she was focusing to much on how her lights no longer worked on her "soon to be bride" crown, and couldn't stop taking enough pictures with everyone, including the winery owner... haha. The ride back topped it off... In a van that seats 12... in which we had 11. I listened and drunkenly blitzed sang a long to, brown eyed girl, piano man, YMCA, my boyfriends back, and a plethora of country songs... while watching all of them sway back an forth. It was a great day. It didn't even stop there, it continued at my mom's friends house, with queen, and the grease soundtrack karaoke, along with tequila shots and burritos... my mom went out with a bang though.. what I mean by a bang... she fell and smacked her head on a bar stool haha. no concusion!! she's all good. haha I love my family.

April 5th Thats the wedding date... I'm sure there will be even more mayhem.....