Can someone decode this?

[lynz_k1890]

This came up on my news feed on facebook. I think its hilarious. If only I knew ebonics...

Brandon Hall where u at?
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Shauna Buck at 10:02pm April 30
Lol at home

Romair''Ro Skeeno''Parrett at 10:03pm April 30
SHID IM HERE LOL BOUT 2 GO OUT N GET POPPD U GOIN?

Brandon Hall at 10:03pm April 30
word me too im bored as hell

Shauna Buck at 10:03pm April 30
Lol jive dude. U aint clubbin blove

Brandon Hall at 10:04pm April 30
hell na im chillin

Romair''Ro Skeeno''Parrett at 10:04pm April 30
AHHHH SHIT U BUGGIN SHIDDD IIGT LOL