[Nineteenth Time] Voice Post

[lynxual]

I can't believe you left me alone on Christmas, Doctor Simon Tam, room one on the fourth floor.  Especially when I'm carrying your baby!

[sounds of fake sniffing and hands rubbing cheeks]

...Anyway. I still have a present for you~ Ah! Won't you let me in? Just long enough to give it to you, daddy.

[ooc: LET ME EXPLAIN. Haru is full of shit. |D He's

Comments

[yotsubakoiwai]

.....! Where'd you get a baby? :O

[lynxual]

...Er. Aha, how old are you, kid?

[yotsubakoiwai]

I'm six years old!

1/2

[lynxual]

...Oh! I remember you!

2/2

[lynxual]

I got the baby from a doctor. That's where all babies come from.

[yotsubakoiwai]

They come from Doctors?! If I asked him for one, would I get one?

[lynxual]

Ah... Maybe! You'd have to ask a doctor about it~ But little girls should probably wait.

[yotsubakoiwai]

Eh? Why do I have to wait?

[lynxual]

Because you have to be an adult to take care of a baby. ♥

[yotsubakoiwai]

Oh. Taking care of a baby is hard work, huh.

[lynxual]

Yep! Really hard work.

[yotsubakoiwai]

But I'm a hard worker! I can take care of one!

[lynxual]

But it's harder when you're little! That's why you're supposed to wait.

[yotsubakoiwai]

How is it harder? Do I have to cook?

[lynxual]

Of course! You have to warm the right foods, and clean it up, and take extra good care of it when it's crying or sick... And it might not be as challenging in a place like this, but you'd have to have money to do all of that, too!