[Nineteenth Time] Voice Post

[lynxual]

I can't believe you left me alone on Christmas, Doctor Simon Tam, room one on the fourth floor.  Especially when I'm carrying your baby!

[sounds of fake sniffing and hands rubbing cheeks]

...Anyway. I still have a present for you~ Ah! Won't you let me in? Just long enough to give it to you, daddy.

[ooc: LET ME EXPLAIN. Haru is full of shit. |D He's

Comments

[manyforms]

I thought Jay said you were a guy!

[jaythebrat]

He is. He's probably just playing some demented game, Sora, don't encourage him by commenting further.

[manyforms]

Poor Simon, he must be suffering. I wonder if he needs help.

[lynxual]

...

[lynxual]

...Sora, is it? To be honest, I'm not really a guy. I'm a hermaphrodite! That's when you have both male and female parts~ Did you know Jay is one, too? ♥ He's a little shy about it.

[manyforms]

Jay can't be that. He has a completely flat chest. I've touched it.

[lynxual]

...Have you?

Well, don't be surprised when he starts lactating.

[ooc: ALLE HAGELN KYTHA!]

[jaythebrat]

You're a disgusting liar.

[lynxual]

Oh Trap Face, if he's still around after touching your pathetic chest, there's no reason to still be embarrassed~

[jaythebrat]

Why should I be embarrassed about a lie?

[lynxual]

You know? If you didn't have such a bratty mouth, denial would be kind of cute on you. ♥

[jaythebrat]

As if I'd ever accept a compliment from you, anyhow.

[lynxual]

Right! Good thing I'd never honestly compliment you. ♥

[jaythebrat]

Of course.

And if you could keep your little grudge on me, instead of traumatizing Sora, it would be appreciated.

[lynxual]

Hm? Who said that has anything to do with you? He's pretty cute. ♥

[jaythebrat]

Leave him alone, nonetheless.