For The Amusement Of Those Who Have Been There and Done That
(add any new ones you can think of!)
You must be from Moses Lake if...
*Listening to "Paradise City" or "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" reminds you of the Molahiettes.
*You know what a Molahiette is.
*The highlight of the summer is The Fair.
*You've witnessed "Summer Nights" being performed at the Annual Lip-Sync Competition. (Someone does "Summer Nights" every damn year!!!)
*You've actually performed in the Annual Lip-Sync competition. (My sister even won one year!!)
*You've seen the Bed-Races at Spring Fest.
*You had your first beer at the Dunes.
*You recognize more than half of the names in the Basin Records, marriage announcements, birth announcements and obituaries.
*Going to "The City" always means going to Seattle (or Spokane).
*The backdrop of your senior picture was a field. [aren't they all?]
*The wrestlers are the best team at the high school.
*The "Mall" doesn't have a food court- it has a Safeway!
*You were excited when they finally built a Starbucks (like, in 2002)
*You've driven on Potato Hill Road.
*You've been out to The Potholes.
*If it's a Friday night in the fall, everyone in town is at Lion's Field. [or the sand dunes]
*Your science teacher was arrested for possession of kiddie porn. [or your dentist for marijuana]
*You think The Base is the ghetto.
*If someone talks about their "Ward", you know their religion
*Each night, you have to decide whether to watch the Seattle news or the Spokane news.
* You took the J.A.L. Flight in 6th grade.
* February 2nd, 1996 was the worst day of your childhood.
* When someone talks about "George Washington" you think about concerts and not the president.
*You've referred to someone as an Ephrata Ho. [*nods* Jeff's girlfriend she even made the paper for it XD]
*You identify with most of this list.
You must be from Moses Lake if...
*Listening to "Paradise City" or "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" reminds you of the Molahiettes.
*You know what a Molahiette is.
*The highlight of the summer is The Fair.
*You've witnessed "Summer Nights" being performed at the Annual Lip-Sync Competition. (Someone does "Summer Nights" every damn year!!!)
*You've actually performed in the Annual Lip-Sync competition. (My sister even won one year!!)
*You've seen the Bed-Races at Spring Fest.
*You had your first beer at the Dunes.
*You recognize more than half of the names in the Basin Records, marriage announcements, birth announcements and obituaries.
*Going to "The City" always means going to Seattle (or Spokane).
*The backdrop of your senior picture was a field. [aren't they all?]
*The wrestlers are the best team at the high school.
*The "Mall" doesn't have a food court- it has a Safeway!
*You were excited when they finally built a Starbucks (like, in 2002)
*You've driven on Potato Hill Road.
*You've been out to The Potholes.
*If it's a Friday night in the fall, everyone in town is at Lion's Field. [or the sand dunes]
*Your science teacher was arrested for possession of kiddie porn. [or your dentist for marijuana]
*You think The Base is the ghetto.
*If someone talks about their "Ward", you know their religion
*Each night, you have to decide whether to watch the Seattle news or the Spokane news.
* You took the J.A.L. Flight in 6th grade.
* February 2nd, 1996 was the worst day of your childhood.
* When someone talks about "George Washington" you think about concerts and not the president.
*You've referred to someone as an Ephrata Ho. [*nods* Jeff's girlfriend she even made the paper for it XD]
*You identify with most of this list.