Dear Mr. Santa Claus

[lynniebee]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ifyouwishit's purse (30 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, callmezelda (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for jake87543 (10 points). In January I helped attics_ofmylife hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4807 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
lynniebee