Written for Lynnevitational 2008. This year only the first part was finished in time for the Lynnevitational deadline. The rest will follow - later. And the title is the official tourism slogan for Tahiti. I borrowed it.
Xander's in Tahiti. He doesn't know how he got there and he doesn't know where he came from but he figures somebody's probably looking for him. Somewhere.
Somebody is.
Warnings: Weird, wig, trees, sand, memory loss in paradise, little explanation
Xander's at a loss