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[lynnerbug]

I am the unluckiest/luckiest person in the world

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[motherfuckerr]

hhahaha aww lyndsey you have experiences some of the most extreme ups and downs in the past two days. be really happy that you didn't get a dui/ridiculous fine/tickets up the ass. that's amazing.

[motherfuckerr]

experienced*

[lynnerbug]

i know. seriously, i like got away with murder last night with those cops. i love them. i don't even remember anything said between us or nething after that, especially HOW i sprained my ankle!! its the size of a fucking baseball! it sucks! lol having a cigarette takes SO MUCH WORK!!! lol

[bkl0irnnk]

awwww, that sucks that you're on crutches. Drinking is dangerous.. you wake up with mysterious sprained ankles.

[jorder]

Hahahaha that sucks that you don't know how you sprained your ankle. Could be worse though...this girl I work with was telling me a story about her roommate. This girl got TRASHED like they kicked her out of the bar and everyone had to drag her home. So she's passeed out and they put her on the top bunk. A few minutes later she rolled right off and proceeded to piss on the floor. The next morning she went to the hospital where they told her she shattered her collar bone. Ow.

[lynnerbug]

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