1.20 Theatricality
6 things that were awesome and 1 thing that was dumb about this Tuesday
1. FABERRY. (or alternatively, how much I love Quinn Fabray). How great was it when Quinn hissed at her girlfriend to "GET BACK HERE!"? I laughed so hard. Everyone was very confused why I found it so funny, but I was so happy they were super secret spies together. There needs to be epic fic written about their adventures. This episode has so much potential in that regard.
2. Dianna Agron. Okay fine, this is kind of the same as number one, but guys. She is so great. Her eyelashes, her dress, the star on her chest it all made me really happy. And that thing she does where she pushes her hair out of the way with the back of her hand. LOVE IT ALL.
3. NAYA RIVERA. I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN IN CASE IT HAS NOT BEEN MADE CLEAR. I LOVE YOU, NAYA. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. Her voice in Bad Romance, like, I can't even express how happy it makes me. It's embarrassing. I am totally destroyed by her belting out "I don't wanna be friends" towards the end. That is really all I need to hear from that song. CANNOT SAY ENOUGH. Also, the look she gave Heather during the "you look terrible, I look awesome" scene was so UNF. I approve of her doing things. PERIOD.
4. Rachel Berry being generally awesome and singing Poker Face and doing awesome things like spying on Vocal Adrenaline. I love Rachel. HATERS TO THE LEFT.
5. Puck singing to Quinn. Okay, I basically ship Quinn with whoever will make her happy (Quinn/Happiness). And sure, in my brain the only person that could do this is one Rachel Berry, but I still approve of all songs sung to Quinn Fabray in any capacity because she is the shit. Period. I'm glad it didn't become like a "that song was so great I love you let's make out" moment, so it was all gravy to me. Plus I got to stare at Dianna for an extended amount of time. Win. Win.
6. Figgins believing in vampires. Hilarity. And Tina sans makeup confusing everyone made me laugh so hard. IDK, it was hilarious to me for some reason. Plus it involved Kurt making a comment about Brittany's sexual partners and that just. Makes my brain go places.
BAD (formally #7). Okay. Let's be clear. I thought Burt Hummel's rage attack on Finn was awesome. I am a big fan of smackdowns and of Burt Hummel but I am seriously SICK of the Kurt storyline. Why is he getting so much screentime? It's the same damn storyline EVERY WEEK. WHERE IS MY BRITTANA? WHERE IS QUINN SNEAKING BACON IN PUCK'S KITCHEN? I NEED THESE THINGS. I was however, hysterically pleased with Finn's outfit at the end and his defense of Kurt. He looked like a SUPERHERO.
IS ANYONE CONCERNED WITH WHERE THE HELL JESSE WAS? Okay, I realize this will probably be explained with some stupid aside comment in the next episode like "he was out sick that day" or whatever (for reference: matt has a spider in his ear), but seriously. I love you, Glee. Like a lot. But you confuse me. Like a lot. This wasn't necessarily an awesome thing, but the awesome part was imagining him in the Bloody Mary costumes Vocal Adrenaline were rehearsing in. That was pretty awesome.
BONUS - PROMO: OH MAN. It looks crazy but I am excited. I am concerned for like Santana sans ponytail crying in the hallway but from the looks of it Brittany ends up in the same state as she's all backwards uniform in the next scene and my brain made lots of connections. Like just-sexed hair and comfort sex and generally things that involve the two of them finally having sex interactions again.
1. FABERRY. (or alternatively, how much I love Quinn Fabray). How great was it when Quinn hissed at her girlfriend to "GET BACK HERE!"? I laughed so hard. Everyone was very confused why I found it so funny, but I was so happy they were super secret spies together. There needs to be epic fic written about their adventures. This episode has so much potential in that regard.
2. Dianna Agron. Okay fine, this is kind of the same as number one, but guys. She is so great. Her eyelashes, her dress, the star on her chest it all made me really happy. And that thing she does where she pushes her hair out of the way with the back of her hand. LOVE IT ALL.
3. NAYA RIVERA. I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN IN CASE IT HAS NOT BEEN MADE CLEAR. I LOVE YOU, NAYA. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. Her voice in Bad Romance, like, I can't even express how happy it makes me. It's embarrassing. I am totally destroyed by her belting out "I don't wanna be friends" towards the end. That is really all I need to hear from that song. CANNOT SAY ENOUGH. Also, the look she gave Heather during the "you look terrible, I look awesome" scene was so UNF. I approve of her doing things. PERIOD.
4. Rachel Berry being generally awesome and singing Poker Face and doing awesome things like spying on Vocal Adrenaline. I love Rachel. HATERS TO THE LEFT.
5. Puck singing to Quinn. Okay, I basically ship Quinn with whoever will make her happy (Quinn/Happiness). And sure, in my brain the only person that could do this is one Rachel Berry, but I still approve of all songs sung to Quinn Fabray in any capacity because she is the shit. Period. I'm glad it didn't become like a "that song was so great I love you let's make out" moment, so it was all gravy to me. Plus I got to stare at Dianna for an extended amount of time. Win. Win.
6. Figgins believing in vampires. Hilarity. And Tina sans makeup confusing everyone made me laugh so hard. IDK, it was hilarious to me for some reason. Plus it involved Kurt making a comment about Brittany's sexual partners and that just. Makes my brain go places.
BAD (formally #7). Okay. Let's be clear. I thought Burt Hummel's rage attack on Finn was awesome. I am a big fan of smackdowns and of Burt Hummel but I am seriously SICK of the Kurt storyline. Why is he getting so much screentime? It's the same damn storyline EVERY WEEK. WHERE IS MY BRITTANA? WHERE IS QUINN SNEAKING BACON IN PUCK'S KITCHEN? I NEED THESE THINGS. I was however, hysterically pleased with Finn's outfit at the end and his defense of Kurt. He looked like a SUPERHERO.
IS ANYONE CONCERNED WITH WHERE THE HELL JESSE WAS? Okay, I realize this will probably be explained with some stupid aside comment in the next episode like "he was out sick that day" or whatever (for reference: matt has a spider in his ear), but seriously. I love you, Glee. Like a lot. But you confuse me. Like a lot. This wasn't necessarily an awesome thing, but the awesome part was imagining him in the Bloody Mary costumes Vocal Adrenaline were rehearsing in. That was pretty awesome.
BONUS - PROMO: OH MAN. It looks crazy but I am excited. I am concerned for like Santana sans ponytail crying in the hallway but from the looks of it Brittany ends up in the same state as she's all backwards uniform in the next scene and my brain made lots of connections. Like just-sexed hair and comfort sex and generally things that involve the two of them finally having sex interactions again.