Glee 2.14 Blame It on the Alcohol
7 things that were gay awesome about this Tuesday
1. Santana Lopez and her awareness of how much fun alcohol is. Santana Lopez and her tears. Santana Lopez and her gigantic gay love for her best friend. PRETTY MUCH JUST SANTANA LOPEZ. Have I mentioned that she's my favorite lately? BECAUSE SHE IS. I love it after BIOTA when she is just holding back her tears like a motherfucking CHAMP. Naya Rivera deserves an award just for the pure awesome she exudes each and every week. Girl never disappoints me.
2. Rachel Berry. HEY GIRLFRIEND. You guys, life is always good when Quinn Fabray is better to Rachel Berry than everyone else and then Rachel calls her GIRLFRIEND. (sidenote: Dianna is just beyond lovely all the time) She was just fantastic the entire episode. IT TASTES LIKE PINK. IT TASTES LIKE PINK. Lea Michele, people. LEA MICHELE. Like everything she said during the party was gold. "Your face...tastes awesome." I can't get enough of it. "First of all, that vest is very cute. You are all kinds of awesome."
3. Don't You Want Me. New favorite duet, I think. It was just so freaking fantastic. I don't even know how to adequately express my love for the way Darren and Lea performed this song. I mean, let's be clear. There was nothing about the Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza that wasn't fantastic. Mike and Tina dancing hilariously. Santana crying. Puck and Quinn wearing Lauren's glasses. Brittany stripping. But I just really loved Rachel and Blaine's duet.
4. BIOTA - I loved loved this number. They all looked fine, fresh, fierce and there was so many delights for all us ship-whores out there. So many Santana ships, so many Rachel ships, so many Mike ships, so many Puck ships, just so much of everything. I was even shipping PUCK/TINA. What the hell. I just loved this number a lot.
5. Tik Tok. Mostly because of the hilarious that starts with Figgins and ends with Brittany projectile vomiting on Rachel. Obviously the fact that Santana and Brittany were the only two to vomit on stage indicates something about how they belong together. IT'S TRUE. Probably because they were both still hungover together Sunday night (because they wanted to cuddle in their pain or something idk) and then Brittany made them hangover food, but it was like expired or something and so they both had it in their stomachs when they took Rachel's glee cocktail. BOOM. OTP forever, respect.
6. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer. I usually find the adult story lines very boring (and this episode proved no exception; Will/Emma disappointingly bores me so freaking much), but I did enjoy this number. I love the song and it was all happy and hilarious and Matty Fresh looked fine in his cowboy hat - can't deny.
7. Best for last: BODY FUCKING SHOTS. Seriously, you guys. Naya's tongue on Heather's abs. I can't even deal with the this. I don't think I've processed that this actually happened yet wtf. Santana and Brittany are so canon sometimes that I feel like I'm cheating.
Last note: Heather Morris you continue to be way too hot for me to handle.
Random note: there's a lot to be said about what the show sort of talked about re: bisexuality, but I think I'm going to reserve judgement until 2.15 and see if anything gets better. THAT'S MY PLAN.
1. Santana Lopez and her awareness of how much fun alcohol is. Santana Lopez and her tears. Santana Lopez and her gigantic gay love for her best friend. PRETTY MUCH JUST SANTANA LOPEZ. Have I mentioned that she's my favorite lately? BECAUSE SHE IS. I love it after BIOTA when she is just holding back her tears like a motherfucking CHAMP. Naya Rivera deserves an award just for the pure awesome she exudes each and every week. Girl never disappoints me.
2. Rachel Berry. HEY GIRLFRIEND. You guys, life is always good when Quinn Fabray is better to Rachel Berry than everyone else and then Rachel calls her GIRLFRIEND. (sidenote: Dianna is just beyond lovely all the time) She was just fantastic the entire episode. IT TASTES LIKE PINK. IT TASTES LIKE PINK. Lea Michele, people. LEA MICHELE. Like everything she said during the party was gold. "Your face...tastes awesome." I can't get enough of it. "First of all, that vest is very cute. You are all kinds of awesome."
3. Don't You Want Me. New favorite duet, I think. It was just so freaking fantastic. I don't even know how to adequately express my love for the way Darren and Lea performed this song. I mean, let's be clear. There was nothing about the Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza that wasn't fantastic. Mike and Tina dancing hilariously. Santana crying. Puck and Quinn wearing Lauren's glasses. Brittany stripping. But I just really loved Rachel and Blaine's duet.
4. BIOTA - I loved loved this number. They all looked fine, fresh, fierce and there was so many delights for all us ship-whores out there. So many Santana ships, so many Rachel ships, so many Mike ships, so many Puck ships, just so much of everything. I was even shipping PUCK/TINA. What the hell. I just loved this number a lot.
5. Tik Tok. Mostly because of the hilarious that starts with Figgins and ends with Brittany projectile vomiting on Rachel. Obviously the fact that Santana and Brittany were the only two to vomit on stage indicates something about how they belong together. IT'S TRUE. Probably because they were both still hungover together Sunday night (because they wanted to cuddle in their pain or something idk) and then Brittany made them hangover food, but it was like expired or something and so they both had it in their stomachs when they took Rachel's glee cocktail. BOOM. OTP forever, respect.
6. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer. I usually find the adult story lines very boring (and this episode proved no exception; Will/Emma disappointingly bores me so freaking much), but I did enjoy this number. I love the song and it was all happy and hilarious and Matty Fresh looked fine in his cowboy hat - can't deny.
7. Best for last: BODY FUCKING SHOTS. Seriously, you guys. Naya's tongue on Heather's abs. I can't even deal with the this. I don't think I've processed that this actually happened yet wtf. Santana and Brittany are so canon sometimes that I feel like I'm cheating.
Last note: Heather Morris you continue to be way too hot for me to handle.
Random note: there's a lot to be said about what the show sort of talked about re: bisexuality, but I think I'm going to reserve judgement until 2.15 and see if anything gets better. THAT'S MY PLAN.