This Woman's Best Friend
Why I like dogs more than people:
They can’t be false -- their tails give them away -- unlike the person who will use her smile as a weapon.
They don’t look for ulterior motives or hidden meanings; they take you at your word.
They don’t expect you to be anyone other than who you are, and they accept you for who you are.
Unconditional love; they invented it.
They are never devious; they might try to steal your sandwich but they will never do anything to deliberately hurt you.
They know how to be 100% joyous, and they want to share the joy.
They have no expectations except the hope that, when you get your car keys out, they are going too.
They only have one face !