Just Some Random Things
1) EyeCon is only a couple days away. I head out on Friday for it with my friend. And I have sooo much shit to get done before hand. I have a 'To Do' list that is fairly long but I haven't actually done much of it. I really suck at this not-procrastinating thing. I am looking forward to it though, it will be awesome. I get to see 'Ten Inch Hero' and hopefully get in on some good panels.
EyeCon looks like it is really strict. Must be a Creation event. The basterds. And everything is really expensive, so I won't actually meet Jared Padalecki or any of the others.
One good thing though, is that unlike DragonCon (which I thought was one of the best things I ever put money into, I had so much fun) you can pay for certain seats.
So I got a 9-14th seating pass. Fairly close. And I got a ticket to the Steve Carlson concert, and a ticket to 'Ten Inch Hero'. Over all it put me back $92.
The hotel was paid for by my friend's mom, which is the only reason we can really go (bless her). So I am driving and the gas will set me back another... $50? $60? Just depends. Damn gas prices.
And then there is food. But at DragonCon I barely ate anything at all. When I looked back on it later I probably only just consumed 2500 calories in the four days I was there. I lost ten pounds there. DragonCon diet!
2)The. Worst. Date. Ever.
He stole my pocket knife and I threatend his life and he still wouldn't give it back for a bit. And he kept TICKLING me. I just leaned away and was like...no. And he kept going, 'Oh you.' and pushing me 'playfully' but it was just obnoxious. Seriously? I wanted to deck him. What a friggin idiot, can you not tell when the person in your presence is just being a complete bitch? Because I was, I had finally reached a point where I could no longer just be polite and just became a bitch.
We watched a movie and every time he left I skipped a chapter and yet the movie would not end!!
So we go outside after the longestfuckingmovieEVER ends. And he is talking to me. And mentions kissing or something, just in general, not me. And he mentioned (cause he learned I wear that lip stick that makes them supposedly plumper) that my lips did look plump. I said I hadn't wore it. He says, 'Well, I'll just have to find out.' and at that point I'm like I must ruuuun.
So he walks me to my freaking door. I open it with my back to him and step in, blocking his way sorta casually. He is leaning against the door and looks unhappy now and all I can think is 'phew'. So I told him he could call me if he wanted (like I'd answer) and said goodbye.
Worst. Date. Ever.
3) So...I had an interesting Human Systems class the other day. I had sex with ten females, including the TA (who gave us all AIDS, the bitch) and one male (who also ended up having AIDS. I think he also slept with the TA). Why so many females, I can tell you not.
And the fun in that class didn't end there.
So I am sitting there in class and we had a model of the male reproductive system on our table. I know the people at my table fairly well, and I was in a happy mood. So I point at the prostate gland, and wonder aloud to them: 'Wonder why guys like thise so much?'
They just look at me, kind of wide eyed and I got a little confused, like come-on-we-are-adults-lighten-up.
But, see, turns out the teacher was RIGHT BEHIND ME. Listening. They point. I look. He goes, 'What was that?'. I die. Laughing
Then in class today I had a quiz on the female and male reproductive organs.
Why must men have so many glands and tubes?!
P.S. The sex, was just a lab activity.
4)
I learned something:
When you have a headache and your roommate goes 'Chug a beer with me', doing so results in a dimming of the headache for only so long.
Also, women (at least the three of us that did it) don't actually chug. We drink really fast, thats all. With breaks. Cause ewwy beer is nasty. I'm a hard liquor gal myself.