santa letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled orangestarboy's hair (-5 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I set magicalpotato's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I helped jaithemac see the light (8 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-769 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
lylixflair