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Sep 21, 2011 21:11

-- sleepyMetaguy [SM] began pestering lingeringHaze [LH] at 20:00 --
[08:00] SM: Hi, how are you?
[08:01] LH: hi Chris!!!
[08:02] SM: Well, um, hi! But, yeah, how are you doing?
[08:02] LH: ah I'm good!
[08:03] LH: I've got a lot of math homework :(
[08:03] LH: you?
[08:03] SM: I'm good, I just finished up my homework! Man, I love that feeling.
[08:04] SM: Of getting it done, I mean.
[08:04] SM: Not the actual "doing homework" part.
[08:05] LH: ahhhhhhh I just have such a hard time getting to that part!
[08:05] LH: and I even like math but the homework is so tedious :(
[08:05] LH: I just want to play that new game, have you heard about it?
[08:06] SM: Game? Which one?
[08:06] SM: I'm not up-to-date.
[08:06] SM: :\
[08:08] LH: it's this new adventure smulator or something?
[08:08] LH: *simulator
[08:08] SM: So it simulates adventures? It doesn't let you go on one?
[08:09] LH: I'm not sure
[08:09] SM: Hmm.
[08:09] LH: there was someone in my school parking lot with a sign-in sheet for the beta, and I signed up because it sounded cool
[08:09] LH: but I don't really know much about it?
[08:09] LH: it was called suburb or something?
[08:10] SM: It does sound cool. Maybe when you get the beta, we can play together.
[08:10] SM: I've been meaning to get into gaming more often.
[08:11] SM: Even though I sort of, y'know, suck at that stuff. Mostly. Usually.
[08:11] LH: well, it doesn't sound really hard I think
[08:12] LH: apparently you make lots of items by mixing stuff together and then there are some puzzles?
[08:12] SM: Oh, good. A sigh of relief has escaped from my presently-quivering lips. Christian's fears have (at present) subsided...
[08:12] SM: Puzzles.
[08:12] SM: Puzzles are cool.
[08:12] LH: oh yes, you'll definitely be handling those
[08:13] SM: But how could you have faith in my handling abilities.
[08:13] SM: They are faulty at best.
[08:13] LH: easily!!!
[08:14] LH: oh man we'll be the best team
[08:14] SM: So much pressure. Bearing down upon my shoulders.
[08:14] LH: no, no pressure just teamwork!!!
[08:14] SM: Okay.
[08:14] SM: Teamwork!
[08:14] LH: yes! :D
[08:14] SM: So if I have the puzzles, what would you be doing, pray tell?
[08:15] LH: defeating monsters with my mad skills of course!
[08:15] SM: So there ARE monsters.
[08:16] SM: This might be the part where I dive under the covers, dear God, Nora, MONSTERS.
[08:16] SM: Ddsfdsjfs.
[08:16] LH: well of course there are monsters!
[08:16] LH: how else would we gain levels?
[08:17] SM: I dunno. I thought this would be a Prof. Layton sort of deal.
[08:17] SM: Puzzles!
[08:18] SM: Y'know, where we'd sit at computers and tell our characters to sit at a computer and simulate some advent-
[08:18] SM: Oh.
[08:18] SM: Nevermind.
[08:19] LH: nooooooooooooo
[08:19] LH: I would sobbbbbbb
[08:19] LH: and just use walkthroughs foreverrrrrrrrr
[08:19] LH: I couldn't even figure out the first puzzle in Prof. Layton! :(
[08:19] SM: No sobbing! I am in charge of sobbing.
[08:20] SM: And, hey, Layton can be hardcore.
[08:20] LH: okay if you say so :(
[08:21] SM: Indeed.
[08:21] LH: I'm still confused about the name of the game though
[08:21] LH: maybe I'm remembering it wrong?
[08:21] SM: Suburb?
[08:21] LH: yeah
[08:21] SM: Hmm, maybe you should google it.
[08:21] LH: hmmmm good idea
[08:22] SM: Did you find it?
[08:23] LH: oh hey, I think so
[08:23] LH: it's called Sburb
[08:23] LH: which makes... less sense kind of
[08:23] SM: Sburb? How edgy.
[08:24] LH: oh gosh it's probably all postmodern
[08:24] LH: are you excited
[08:24] SM: Well, my hand is currently residing in my pants.
[08:24] SM: If only to draw out my handy dandy cellphone and text my mother.
[08:25] SM: So...excitement!
[08:25] SM: I actually am really excited, to be really honest.
[08:25] LH: the noise I just made!!!
[08:25] SM: You know how I feel about post-modernism...
[08:25] SM: You know...
[08:26] LH: yeah I know you have wet dreams about it every night
[08:26] LH: this is going to be so much fun!!!
[08:26] SM: Yes and yes.
[08:26] LH: you should definitely see if there are sign-up sheets around your town
[08:26] SM: Sure thing.
[08:27] LH: they seem to just pop up everywhere, though most people seem to not really notice?
[08:27] LH: it's kind of strange
[08:27] SM: Really?
[08:27] SM: Shouldn't something like this garner more attention?
[08:27] LH: well, it's only in beta, and I think this is the first game by this company
[08:28] LH: but yeah, I don't know
[08:28] SM: Still, it seems pretty cool. And hey, everything's gotta start somewhere, press coverage needs to get all up on that.
[08:28] LH: yeah!
[08:28] SM: It's all good, though.
[08:28] SM: Because we certainly know that everything starts somewhere.
[08:28] SM: So.
[08:29] SM: We're gonna rule this game!
[08:29] LH: yeah!!!
[08:29] LH: we're gonna blow the socks off this game!!!
[08:29] LH: we will be the best beta game players there have ever been!!!
[08:29] SM: I read that as "blow the cocks," but, yeah!
[08:30] SM: We shall be the quintessential beta game players. There would be simply no greater.
[08:30] LH: oh gosh!!!
[08:30] LH: Chris I don't know how I feel about cock-blowing!!!
[08:30] LH: but yes! the most quintessential!
[08:31] SM: Yes.
[08:32] SM: So, um, I sorta read the really tiny wiki stub on this game, and, it said it reccommends four players.
[08:32] SM: Do you have any friends that would be into this?
[08:32] LH: oh :(
[08:33] LH: no I don't really
[08:33] LH: do you?
[08:33] SM: Maybe, but I'd have to ask around.
[08:34] SM: To be really honest, though, you're probably my closest friend?
[08:34] LH: you're mine too <3
[08:34] SM: I'm not the best at making friends. Oh, damn, there goes my shame.
[08:34] LH: so hopefully we can just play together if no one else wants to?
[08:34] SM: Yeah.
[08:35] LH: yeah, I really pretty much just talk to you and sometimes random internet trolls who randomly message me I guess?
[08:36] SM: Trolls. It feels like I get them all the time or something...don't people have anything better to do?
[08:36] LH: you would think!
[08:36] LH: but they probably just want to make friends and don't know how I guess?
[08:36] SM: That is way too nice!
[08:36] SM: They're probably just bored and mean.
[08:37] SM: And ugly. On the inside.
[08:37] SM: And out.
[08:37] LH: awwwwww!
[08:37] LH: you have to believe the best of people Christian!!!
[08:38] SM: And why would I do that for people who type stupid and who say insulting things?
[08:38] SM: Gosh!
[08:39] LH: well, they might have bad childhoods or something, I don't know!
[08:39] SM: Oh my God, what even, stop defending them!
[08:40] SM: :\
[08:41] LH: well, I guess I just worry that sometimes the things I say might be taken the wrong way by people and they might think I'm mean or don't like them or something :(
[08:41] LH: but they definitely aren't as nice as you Chris! :)
[08:41] SM: Whatever. Just, um, don't be too nice to them, if you have to be nice to them.
[08:42] SM: They could be dangerous pedophiles or something.
[08:43] LH: well I'm not going to give them my phone number or anything!
[08:44] SM: What if they sound super dashing?
[08:44] SM: And they romance you into divulging such things?
[08:44] LH: hmmmmm
[08:44] SM: I would sob, surely, but what then?
[08:44] LH: well my standards for dashing are very high!
[08:45] LH: someone would have to be very dashing indeed to impress me!
[08:46] SM: Just be careful, okay?
[08:46] LH: of course :)
[08:46] SM: Good.
[08:51] SM: I think I'm going to get to bed.
[08:51] SM: Goodnight.
[08:51] LH: oh gosh yes it's getting late!
[08:52] LH: goodnight, sleep well! <3
[08:52] SM: Yup. Anyway, you too.
[08:52] SM: Try not to chat up too many dashing trolls while I'm gone, alright?
[08:52] SM: Bye!
-- sleepyMetaguy [SM] ceased pestering lingeringHaze [LH] at 20:52 --

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