Ha Ha Ha
So we'll start with this, new holidays:
September 29th- drive with your blinker on day
October 1st- don't know what lane to drive in day
October 2nd- leave your shopping cart everywhere day
Now for the best thing ever!!!!
Morals of Government AP (as according to me sarah adn kelsey):
-Don't hide the dead body in the trunk
-Don't let your roomate put shoe boxes in your room
-Don't let drug dealers borrow your car
-If you're going to get drunk watch the news beforehand
-No warant + dead body = bad for you
-Put dead bodies on roomate's bed (in plain view)
-Don't put live animals through the x-ray machine
-If asked if this bad belongs to you, the answer is always "no"
-If there is a fire, hide your drugs
-Do not buy talking drugs
-If involved in criminal activities buy cheap furniture
-If growing pot in your back yard, build a carport to hide it from helicopters
-Don't grow tomatoes in the basement
-If you are a foreign diplomat kill all the prostitues you want