Chillins Book the Second ; SUPER NICK.
One day, SUPER NICK was walking down the street. Behind him flowed this stupid blue cape, because SUPER NICK was a well-known superhero. on this cape, was a logo that looked alot like this: 
Ok. On this particular day, mrs. umber lumber pants was doing her rounds. She'd stop some guys every now and then, but they'd read what had happened in the news. Some wondered how she'd come back to life, others just said 'No way, yer a dude,' and walked away.
Finally, she came upon SUPER NICK. She put on her best smile and walked over to him. Once she was close enough, she winked and said 'Hey there super man! Wanna have a little fun?'
SUPER NICK grinned and nodded. 'Aw Hells Yeah!' he said, and they walked into a dark alley together.
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Little did SUPER NICK know, mrs. umber lumber pants was actually a man.
DUNDUNDUN!
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Minutes later, SUPER NICK ran out of the alley, screaming like a frightened little kid. His pants were halfway-down, but his JOE BOXERS were still on. mrs umber lumber pants tried running after him, but SUPER NICK was much too fast.
'WHATS WRONG,' she cried. 'I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!'
SUPER NICK shook his head and jumped, his magical stupid blue cape lifted him from the ground and helped him fly away.
THE END.
-Origional Piece of Writing by me. :)
Whoot.
Ok. On this particular day, mrs. umber lumber pants was doing her rounds. She'd stop some guys every now and then, but they'd read what had happened in the news. Some wondered how she'd come back to life, others just said 'No way, yer a dude,' and walked away.
Finally, she came upon SUPER NICK. She put on her best smile and walked over to him. Once she was close enough, she winked and said 'Hey there super man! Wanna have a little fun?'
SUPER NICK grinned and nodded. 'Aw Hells Yeah!' he said, and they walked into a dark alley together.
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Little did SUPER NICK know, mrs. umber lumber pants was actually a man.
DUNDUNDUN!
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Minutes later, SUPER NICK ran out of the alley, screaming like a frightened little kid. His pants were halfway-down, but his JOE BOXERS were still on. mrs umber lumber pants tried running after him, but SUPER NICK was much too fast.
'WHATS WRONG,' she cried. 'I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!'
SUPER NICK shook his head and jumped, his magical stupid blue cape lifted him from the ground and helped him fly away.
THE END.
-Origional Piece of Writing by me. :)
Whoot.