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[lykwo]

'AND LET THERE BE LIGHT!' yelled the hamster, who had over-dosed and gone straight to heaven. He looked over his shoulder at the cat, Fluff ball, and gave a sigh. 'How come God and Jesus can do this, but not me, Fluffkins? What do they have that I don't?'

Then the clouds parted, and the hampster fell to his death (again). And this time, he went to hell.