Instructions:
1) Go to google.com
2) Type "[insert first name here] needs"
3) List the first ten results here.
1) Jennifer needs a cold shower. (this came up as the first 2... so I list it just as the first)
2) Jennifer needs him... my beloved husband and bringer of the bacon...
3) Jennifer... needs a title.
4) Jennifer needs time to heal.
5) Jennifer needs to do five things: [1. Get Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or Will Smith in a video to increase sales 2. Write some new material for her new album and debut with a single that can catch 3. Get producers like P. Diddy, Kanye West, Jeramaine Dupri, Timbaland, and Big Boi 4. Leave Marc Antony and get back with P. Diddy 5. Get a hot male cameo and make a blazin video] (I think this one is obvious by now...)
6) Jennifer needs a tutor who can help a client with their Probability Exam in the Somerville area.
7) Jennifer needs to keep on improving.
8) Jennifer needs prayers for steanth to resolve many problem thank you.
9) Jennifer needs space [and] may need to "compromise."
10) Jennifer needs this diva publicity like she needs a hole in the head!
Revelation: In short, Jennifer is a failing R&B artist who was involved in a drunk driving accident and faces time extensive time in rehab...
stolen from the amazing!
tiffachan