God bless you, Torie.

[lykohmygawd]

Michael, michael,
Where did your parents go wrong?
you can't understand
the girl and the vette,
Right over your head,
What's up? Yeah, right.
Michael, Michael
I pity your mother
For choosing life.
I'm totally pro choice just because of you.
And because of you,
that girl's gonna crash the vette.
With lampposts on fire.