I'm still laughing about this
Okay last night Adam went to get our turkey. Woo for free turkey from work. Anyway, he gets back home turkey in hand. Said there were 120 turkeys and definatly more people then that. So they were raffeling em off. Later in the evening this conversation ensued:
Me: I wonder if it would have been any different on the day one..ya know for 2nd shift.
Adam points to me: That's how we could have got 2 turkeys. I could have dropped you off at the church they were doing it at.
Me: Don't you think they would have noticed I don't work there?
Adam: No. You could have just said you were a newbie. You know some of the lines you could have said you were sorting on line 4 for a few days.
Me: I couldn't have pulled that out of my ass. I'd have cracked and been like, 'My husband made me do it! He's turkey nazi." Grab the turkey and run like hell.
Adam laughs: You wouldn't have gotten far. They'd have been like, "Get her Jesus!"
I laughed about that until I fell asleep. Why? B/c I can totally picture that happening.