The List

Feb 12, 2009 22:26

This is not my Bucket List - for that is lame. I am calling the list I've been mentally composing the "Before" list. I'm not going to list them all at once because then people would see how many of them involve me frenchin' on some dude (apparently I have a type, it is bald and douchy - much love!) but as I slowly realized them over the next 6 months, I want to document my progress.

Item The First:

Before, I Want To Compete In A Glitz Beauty Pageant.

* Did a LOT of googling on this one. Found a pageant. Made sure there was no bathing suit, and I signed the EFF up. It's in Albany (hilarious) and I'm going to go with any of my willing friends and we'll stay at like, a holiday Inn, and I'll get a spray tan, and my makeup airbrushed on, and my talent will be Spoken Word. I have also signed up for the "rodeo" portion. Where I where western garb, and do a dance.

People are going to want to know why, and I guess it's a bit to do with irony and curiosity and a love of the sub-culture and a great story too tell later, but also it's a bit of the (to pilfer shamelessly from Gypsy) "I'm a pretty girl, Mama! I'm a pretty girl!"

More details as they come.
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