Some Questions
Doing one of these, then writing, then going to bed. Because I feel like poo. Cold poo. Discovered under a living room chair. The worst kind of poo, if you ask me.
01. Do you like blue cheese?
*shrug* it's alright, I don't, like, crave it or seek it out.
02. Have you ever smoked?
Yes.
03. Do you own a gun?
Who in their right mind would allow me to own a firearm?
04. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite?
Kool-Aid makes me vom.
05. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Depends. I'm not wild about needles or tongue depressors.
06. What do you think of hot dogs?
The lips and snot of the pig are the best part: common knowledge.
07. Favorite Christmas movie?
They're all pretty lame. Someone always learns something, someone's always looking back at some time, there's a family, there isn't a family, there's a suitcase. Christmas Story I guess, Ralphie's okay by me.
08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
2 cups of coffee, easy on the skim, no sugar - BECAUSE SUGAR IN COFFEE IS GROSS.
09. Can you do push ups?
Not for very long.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Confession: don't really like jewelery that much. If was forced I guess my skull earrings or the ring my parents gave me.
11. Favorite hobby?
Skeet Shooting.
12. Do you have A.D.D?
Only when I'm bored or nervous.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Where to begin, um, fucking "gonna please everyone" thing, "Ice queen" thing, "know-it-all" thing, "ass kissing thing", man this one is depressing I'm gonna move on...
14. Middle name?
Rufus.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment!
1. I'm being surly on the internet
2. My feet are so cold
3. How can I fathom the true nature of loving another if I'm still so hard on myself?
16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Coffee, Water, Chocolate.
17. Current worry?
No. Why does this always happen when I do these surveys?!
18. Current hate right now?
My sinuses. My head a little. Carlos Mencia.
19. Favorite place to be?
The Ocean.
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Party at a school chum's house. New Year's is overrated. In another apartment, someone threw toilet paper from the window and it was pretty.
21. Where would you like to go?
Hawaii, China, Inverness, out for hot chocolate but my feet are too damn cold.
22. Name three people who will complete this:
Am I supposed to mail this to someone? That will not be occurring.
23. Do you own slippers?
Man, I WISH. Then my feet would no longer be cold!
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
White with a pixelated image of a thai sculpture in green and pink - less hideous than it sounds.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I don't know, I never have. If your skin is dry it can't be pleasant.
26. Can you whistle?
Bet your ass.
27. Favorite color(s)?
Red
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I usually sing Ella in the shower, and Frank whilst dressing.
30. Favorite Girl's Name?
Aurora, Jo, Sugar.
31. Favorite boy's name?
Miles, Owen,
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Pockets? Those go in pants. I wear no pants, I laugh at pants!
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
A thought I had.
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Rainbow sheets!
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Um, some stuff and things.
36. Do you love where you live?
It's complicated but it feels right - that's a fair definition of love, yes?
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One!
38. Who is your loudest friend?.
My friends are only loud in order to talk over things.
39. How many dogs do you have?
None.
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
No.
41. What is your favorite book?
Fool on The Hill, Matt Ruff and Washington Square, Henry James.
42. What is your favorite candy?
The good kind. Oh man! Like a Skor bar or a baby ruth. Man. If I had enough of them, I'd build a tiny mountain of baby ruths and then sit atop them.
43. Favorite sports team?
*waves hand in irritation*
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Party Hard, Andrew WK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
01. Do you like blue cheese?
*shrug* it's alright, I don't, like, crave it or seek it out.
02. Have you ever smoked?
Yes.
03. Do you own a gun?
Who in their right mind would allow me to own a firearm?
04. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite?
Kool-Aid makes me vom.
05. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Depends. I'm not wild about needles or tongue depressors.
06. What do you think of hot dogs?
The lips and snot of the pig are the best part: common knowledge.
07. Favorite Christmas movie?
They're all pretty lame. Someone always learns something, someone's always looking back at some time, there's a family, there isn't a family, there's a suitcase. Christmas Story I guess, Ralphie's okay by me.
08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
2 cups of coffee, easy on the skim, no sugar - BECAUSE SUGAR IN COFFEE IS GROSS.
09. Can you do push ups?
Not for very long.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Confession: don't really like jewelery that much. If was forced I guess my skull earrings or the ring my parents gave me.
11. Favorite hobby?
Skeet Shooting.
12. Do you have A.D.D?
Only when I'm bored or nervous.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Where to begin, um, fucking "gonna please everyone" thing, "Ice queen" thing, "know-it-all" thing, "ass kissing thing", man this one is depressing I'm gonna move on...
14. Middle name?
Rufus.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment!
1. I'm being surly on the internet
2. My feet are so cold
3. How can I fathom the true nature of loving another if I'm still so hard on myself?
16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Coffee, Water, Chocolate.
17. Current worry?
No. Why does this always happen when I do these surveys?!
18. Current hate right now?
My sinuses. My head a little. Carlos Mencia.
19. Favorite place to be?
The Ocean.
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Party at a school chum's house. New Year's is overrated. In another apartment, someone threw toilet paper from the window and it was pretty.
21. Where would you like to go?
Hawaii, China, Inverness, out for hot chocolate but my feet are too damn cold.
22. Name three people who will complete this:
Am I supposed to mail this to someone? That will not be occurring.
23. Do you own slippers?
Man, I WISH. Then my feet would no longer be cold!
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
White with a pixelated image of a thai sculpture in green and pink - less hideous than it sounds.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I don't know, I never have. If your skin is dry it can't be pleasant.
26. Can you whistle?
Bet your ass.
27. Favorite color(s)?
Red
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I usually sing Ella in the shower, and Frank whilst dressing.
30. Favorite Girl's Name?
Aurora, Jo, Sugar.
31. Favorite boy's name?
Miles, Owen,
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Pockets? Those go in pants. I wear no pants, I laugh at pants!
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
A thought I had.
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Rainbow sheets!
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Um, some stuff and things.
36. Do you love where you live?
It's complicated but it feels right - that's a fair definition of love, yes?
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One!
38. Who is your loudest friend?.
My friends are only loud in order to talk over things.
39. How many dogs do you have?
None.
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
No.
41. What is your favorite book?
Fool on The Hill, Matt Ruff and Washington Square, Henry James.
42. What is your favorite candy?
The good kind. Oh man! Like a Skor bar or a baby ruth. Man. If I had enough of them, I'd build a tiny mountain of baby ruths and then sit atop them.
43. Favorite sports team?
*waves hand in irritation*
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Party Hard, Andrew WK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU