Joe Biden's Secret Identity (...or this is what I watch when I'm not working)
I'm watching Jimmy Buffett make random grunting comments on Emeril right now.
At first, I thought it was Joe Biden, and I no longer wondered why President Obama was going a little gray these days.
But now, I'm concerned the Joe Biden is secretly Jimmy Buffett in disguise.
And I'm also concerned that I'm watching Emeril in the first place. I think it's because my grandmother just purchased the Emeril All-Clad pots and pans set from my registry. Or it's the fact that Iron Chef Japan is about to come on after this show. It has nothing on the American Iron Chef. I'd rather have a secret ingredient of eel any day.
Still, I'm strangely perturbed and engrossed in watching Emeril "bam!" and Buffett "uhn!" while the audience randomly claps and aahhs when Emeril adds garlic to everything.
And that Joe Biden is actually Jimmy Buffett.
Suddenly, the world seems much much clearer. :)
At first, I thought it was Joe Biden, and I no longer wondered why President Obama was going a little gray these days.
But now, I'm concerned the Joe Biden is secretly Jimmy Buffett in disguise.
And I'm also concerned that I'm watching Emeril in the first place. I think it's because my grandmother just purchased the Emeril All-Clad pots and pans set from my registry. Or it's the fact that Iron Chef Japan is about to come on after this show. It has nothing on the American Iron Chef. I'd rather have a secret ingredient of eel any day.
Still, I'm strangely perturbed and engrossed in watching Emeril "bam!" and Buffett "uhn!" while the audience randomly claps and aahhs when Emeril adds garlic to everything.
And that Joe Biden is actually Jimmy Buffett.
Suddenly, the world seems much much clearer. :)