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✓ I miss somebody right now. (But I'm talking to her on the phone)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch tooooo much TV these days)
✓ I own lots of books. (I really should read more of them)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (When I remember)
✓ I love to play video games. (Only the easy ones)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (and tried it again and again and again)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Not midget porn though I've heard it's good)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Not really an ex - a one night stand that turned into a stalker)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Not blunt honestly)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse ALL the time)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I don't really have many secrets)
× I hate the rain. (are you kidding me?)
× I'm paranoid at times. (not as much as I used to be)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (who the hell doesn't)
× I love sushi. (I'd love to try it)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (a pack a day habit - what do you think?)
× I have long hair. (no way!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I used to a bit more on the femme side of the scale)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I HAVE to know who's calling)
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Murphy's law)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Tax the hell out of that shyt)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (HA! and I married her!)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I have a few good friends)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (not when I do it for 8 hours a day at work)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Only when she talks to stange kids in the line at Wal-mart)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (D has my mobile phone)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (More so from exhaustion then drunkeness)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Very much so)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Life is to reandom to make a career commitment right now)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (ewwwww)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (i think i'll try some tonite)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Blame Canada!)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Maybe thats my darkest secret)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (yeah - i'm about the unsexiest thing here at work)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (NOT! - it's because you can get dressed up and try alcohol)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (technically d & k were never a real item, but for the sake of lj)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I get to leave in an hour and a half)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm obsessed with my guy)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (I think about it - does that count?)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (brakes, oil changes and filling it up...lol)
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (I've HAD more than my ears pierced)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I hate shoes and I HATE socks)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (before I became scared of heights)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Violin)
✓ I hate office jobs. (But thats what puts food in my belly)
✓ I went to college out of state. (Stevens Point Wisconsin)
× I am adopted. (sometimes I wish - that would explain my sister and brother)
× I am a pyro. (Not really, I just like to burn socks)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. (Not any more)
× I adore bright colours. (I'm getting there)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Me First and the gimmee gimmees ROCK!!!)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Since I'm an honorary Applebees employee.....)
× I can pick up things with my toes. (My guy can)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (bareback of course)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Not alot)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Not century, but decade)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (I have worn a toe ring)
✓ I have a tattoo. (five)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (go back to China - you egotistacal little horrish sniffing snotnose jackass)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. ('nuf said)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist. (like a drawing artist no)
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I NEED to get to the dentist)
✓ I hate my toes. (I need a pedicure and a good lotion for really dry skin)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (with my time, with my body not really)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (They make me feel safe)
✓ I want to own my own business. (be my own boss - and not hire people I hate)
✓ I smoke. (too much)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I sit in front of one all day)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (What who me?)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (duh)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (i'm kind of anal about making sure someone isn't mad at me)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (long long long long long time ago...like my pon poms?)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (and how)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (how can you not?)
× I can't stand being alone. (sometimes alone time is wonderful)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I admit it)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (well, according to some people....)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (my father did disappear)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (thank god, not anymore)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (bits and pieces)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Dude, when you need sleep it don't matter)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (But I don't)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (i like fiction that dabbles in fact)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (way too many times)
× I have no piercings. (i still have holes)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (HA! thats hilarious - I want to)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (technically - I don' t think i was dancing..unless falling over drunk can be considered dancing)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Who doesn't have a bad hair day?)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (not all the time, but it has happened)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (fucking TMJ)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I used to wish I did)
✓ I love to sing. (But I sound like shit)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (really - what a weird questions)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (The scare me)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (big old pink eraser)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (God I wish)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm proud of myself)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (whoo hoo)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (lol - I usedt o ove to play it when we'd all get drunk. Wish I wasn't as scared of the dares anymore)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (eh, but it helps waste time at work)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.