Oh, haven`t written for a while, have I?
Here are some of my favorite answers from the writing portion of the tests I just finished grading. Most of my students are much better than this; I just don`t quote the well-written, coherent ones `cuz they`re not as funny.
The prompt: Write about your favorite place/food/sport/animal/person/book/music/etc. Write at least 4 sentences. Begin with “My favorite . . .
*My favorite animal is cat. Cat is name Ichigo. He was die. The one reason is I`m important. This cat is mine.
*My favorite place is Toyooka. Toyooka is very fun. Because Toyooka is many nature. Kounotoris is frying in Toyooka. They are very nice. I like kounotori. [Kounotori are the endangered storks in my area. Their numbers are increasing, but I don`t think the population has recovered to the point where we can fry them.]
*My favorite youguruto. I loev youguruto. Only one. [youguruto = yogurt]
*My favorite likes place music.
*My favorite animal is bog. Because It’s very cute. It’s must to walk so good for body. It’s very fast. It’s most popular at for me.
*My favorite is sopping. Because I live sopping.
*My favorite is food the ice. It is the delicious. It is the summer good!
The prompt: Write about your favorite place/food/sport/animal/person/book/music/etc. Write at least 4 sentences. Begin with “My favorite . . .
*My favorite animal is cat. Cat is name Ichigo. He was die. The one reason is I`m important. This cat is mine.
*My favorite place is Toyooka. Toyooka is very fun. Because Toyooka is many nature. Kounotoris is frying in Toyooka. They are very nice. I like kounotori. [Kounotori are the endangered storks in my area. Their numbers are increasing, but I don`t think the population has recovered to the point where we can fry them.]
*My favorite youguruto. I loev youguruto. Only one. [youguruto = yogurt]
*My favorite likes place music.
*My favorite animal is bog. Because It’s very cute. It’s must to walk so good for body. It’s very fast. It’s most popular at for me.
*My favorite is sopping. Because I live sopping.
*My favorite is food the ice. It is the delicious. It is the summer good!