The Rules
The Rules of Papa John's
1. You don't talk about Papa John's.
2. You don't talk about Papa John's.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, his shift is over.
4. Only two guys slapping dough.
5. One pizza at a time.
6. They slap without gloves or masks.
7. The shifts go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at Papa John's, you have to slap.
OR
The Rules of Aramark
1. You don't talk about Aramark.
2. You don't talk about Aramark.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, he gets written up.
4. Only two guys to a shift.
5. One paycheck at a time.
6. They work without managers or supervision.
7. The bullshit goes on as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night at Aramark, you have to sign your soul away.
Original rules copyright of Chuck Palahniuk.
I edited the original rules myself.
I'm procrastinating studying for my Spanish final. :D
I find the Aramark rules more entertaining than PJ's.
1. You don't talk about Papa John's.
2. You don't talk about Papa John's.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, his shift is over.
4. Only two guys slapping dough.
5. One pizza at a time.
6. They slap without gloves or masks.
7. The shifts go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at Papa John's, you have to slap.
OR
The Rules of Aramark
1. You don't talk about Aramark.
2. You don't talk about Aramark.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, he gets written up.
4. Only two guys to a shift.
5. One paycheck at a time.
6. They work without managers or supervision.
7. The bullshit goes on as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night at Aramark, you have to sign your soul away.
Original rules copyright of Chuck Palahniuk.
I edited the original rules myself.
I'm procrastinating studying for my Spanish final. :D
I find the Aramark rules more entertaining than PJ's.