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Been an odd few days. Much better aside from a endlessly runny nose. Yesterday, I suffered SEVERE TEMPTATION because I made the mistake of going into WHSmith and I saw that the Good Novelisation of The Poisoned Chalice had come out and I picked it up for a quick flick and saw the line "Merlin's "destiny" was all heart." and then Merlin in the HAT and thinking grumpy thoughts about spitting in Arthur's cup to keep it full and then GLORIOUS ANGST and I wanted it so BADLY. Luckily I got control of myself and remembered that it's quite possible I can get it for free with my Waterstone card points. But oh, they're SO CUTE. *nods*
- I wish the dragon wasn't played by John Hurt. It makes me laugh EVERY OPENING MONOLOGUE.
- Quick, the king came in! Curtail evil cackling!
- ARE THEY GOING TO GO THERE? ARE THEY? *trembles*
- Ah hah, an excellent distraction! NOW I WONDER WHO THEY'LL ACCUSE?
- Uther can totally buy that. He's already thought that Merlin was weak in the head since forever.
- YAY ARTHUR'S STILL IN SEXY BLACK JACKET.
- Gaius's eyebrow did not raise enough then.
- ARTHUR IS BEING ALL MANLY AND BANISHING MERLIN IN PANIC SO THERE IS NO JAIL. THEIR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
- USE YOUR INVISIBILITY CLOAK - wait, wrong wizard.
- Arthur: I PUT HIM DOWN FOR THREE SECONDS AND HE WAS GONE, I SWEAR.
Uther: ...
Arthur: I have no idea how that could happen.
Katarina: YOU SUCK, BRAT.
Uther: ...
Arthur: NO BOY FOR YOU.
Uther: GO GET THE BOY.
Arthur: Is this permission for our gay affair to continue?
- Okay, who on the Merlin staff has this horse dung fetish?
- GWEN! I MISSED YOU LAST WEEK.
- Gaius and his eyebrow know all.
- You ... have a disguise right Merlin? Right? Riiiiight? No, no, you don't. FAIL FILLED AS EVER.
- Dude, they hav a frigging WINDOW INTO THE ROOM. OH MERLIN! :D (the show, not the boy in this case)
- NOOO TAXES! NOT TAXES!
- SOMEONE NOTICE THE SHINING RED JEWEL OF MAGIC FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- ... Merlin have you been standing there all day? And NO ONE NOTICED?
- Merlin, you could really use a sleep spell.
- That's quite a good plan for Merlin. I approve.
- I love that this show is producing us a subplot about how to avoid shagging your husband!
- ... that was kind of disappointing. I was enjoying the dodging.
- ... TOAD PASTE? I'm with Merlin.
- THere is nothing I could say to make this scene any better. It's HILARIOUS, and with fingerlicking goodness. Thank you, show. THANK YOU.
- Gaius, why couldn't you taste it? This is just because you hate Merlin, isn't it?
- MERLIN, WHY AREN'T YOU AT LEAST WEARING A HAT OR SOMETHING?
- Oh Arthur is rebelling! ARTHUR IS REBELLING. GO ARTHUR, GO!
- I repeat GO ARTHUR GO!
- Stop breaking his shoulders dear.
- TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEL.
- I would say that Uther may notice that he keeps fainting but ... it is Camelot ...
- I am ashamed to say that it took me till now to think of the obvious "Merlin's in the closet." joke.
- Angsty Arthur! *likes*
- *squees affectionately over Arthur and Gwen*
- UTHER, ARTHUR IS NEVER GOING TO GET OVER THIS YOU KNOW. THERAPY FOR EVER.
- Merlin: HAPPYTIMES!
Gaius: ...
Merlin: No happytimes?
Gaius: SHIT CREEK.
Merlin: Woe.
- I love that Arthur has turned up for the ceremony and is just looking SO hacked off.
- Where the fuck is Morgana in all of this? Maybe Uther has locked her up because she's already been seriously narky. Oh no, there ishe is. NOT ENOUGH ANGRY MORGANA.
- Everyone in Camelot is clearly used to this sort of bollocks.
- This bit however, is new. Oh EW.
- *spasms with laughter at Uther's besotted expression*
- Morgana and Arthur will be reminiscing about this every Christmas FOREVER. Just saying.
- SAFOADSJFASOFJAS OH GOD, IT'S TOO HORRIBLE, OH GOD. XD XD XD XD
- ... OH MY GOD, UTHER ACTUALLY SHAGGED HER. THEY WENT THERE. FUCKING AWESOME.
- Uther: Hi guys!
Gaius: SHE'S. A. TROLL.
Uther: *blink blink*
Gaius: PLEASE NOTICE.
Uther: *blink blink*
Gaius: FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN. WE'RE EXPLAINING IN REALLY TINY WORDS. A TROLL SHE IS. IS A TROLL SHE. SHE IS A TROLL. TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uther: Shut the fuck up or die.
Gaius: OH GOD.
- HURRAY, THE DRAGON! Have something slashy to say please?
- Dragon: OH FUCKING AWESOME! HILARITY! BWHAHAHA!
Merlin: ... destiny calling?
Dragon: Harsh my squee why don't you?
- ... what kind of way to break the enchantment is that?! Is this a "Oh fuck, I have shagged a troll?" kind of tears?
- Bayard! I'm glad that he made up with them after that unfortunate Poisoned Chalice incident.
- ... MY GOD, YOU BASTARDS! I like it.
- NOOOO! HE'S WEARING A NIGHTSHIRT! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY SHOW, WHY? WHERE IS THE TOPLESS ARTHUR I LOVED SO?
- fsadjofjadsfkjadsofijadsf OH MY GOD, OH, OH OH OH, ARTHUR'S LOOK OH OH UNDER THE BEEEEED AND HIS HOOOOROR!
- NO, NO, THIS NEVER GOES WELL! EVER! EEEEVER! JULIET IS WARNING YOU!
- *weeps with joy over Gaius and Merlin and Arthur. Just ... all of it*
- "The poison, THE POTION!"
- You know, when we saw that happen on the trailer last week, we did not know it would be that EPICLY AWESOME AND DRAMATIC.
- They could have arranged him a bit better. A bit more crumpled.
- Hey, his neckerchief has a use again. Twice this episode!
- *strokes Uther a bit*
- Arthur: *straight back to unconciousness*
- Shes awesome at bashing things up. I like it.
- NOOOO! I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE TAIL WAS! *sulks*
- SQUSAFPSJDFADSJOFJASD WEIRD KIND OF CLUMSY EMBRACE THING, JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM TOTALLY OVERJOYED BEST ENDING OF AN EPISODE EVER FUCK IT!
- OH YES! I've been waiting for this since ... OH FUCKING A, STAKE BURNING AND MORE ANGST AND WAS THAT ARTHUR PULLING MERLIN OUT OF THE ROOM IN AN EMBRACE, OH YES! (okay, I kind of ended this episode on a Merlimgasm.
General Buffy watch! I do still like Wrecked as an episode but I think they rush it a teeny bit. (which is odd because I know a lot of people complain season six repeats the same ground too much) One minute, there's overuse, then suddenly there's wild madness. I do like the last scene very much though. Gone is pretty awesome. And I like Doublemeat Palace. I can see the problems with Season Six better this time around but I still think it's great.
- I wish the dragon wasn't played by John Hurt. It makes me laugh EVERY OPENING MONOLOGUE.
- Quick, the king came in! Curtail evil cackling!
- ARE THEY GOING TO GO THERE? ARE THEY? *trembles*
- Ah hah, an excellent distraction! NOW I WONDER WHO THEY'LL ACCUSE?
- Uther can totally buy that. He's already thought that Merlin was weak in the head since forever.
- YAY ARTHUR'S STILL IN SEXY BLACK JACKET.
- Gaius's eyebrow did not raise enough then.
- ARTHUR IS BEING ALL MANLY AND BANISHING MERLIN IN PANIC SO THERE IS NO JAIL. THEIR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
- USE YOUR INVISIBILITY CLOAK - wait, wrong wizard.
- Arthur: I PUT HIM DOWN FOR THREE SECONDS AND HE WAS GONE, I SWEAR.
Uther: ...
Arthur: I have no idea how that could happen.
Katarina: YOU SUCK, BRAT.
Uther: ...
Arthur: NO BOY FOR YOU.
Uther: GO GET THE BOY.
Arthur: Is this permission for our gay affair to continue?
- Okay, who on the Merlin staff has this horse dung fetish?
- GWEN! I MISSED YOU LAST WEEK.
- Gaius and his eyebrow know all.
- You ... have a disguise right Merlin? Right? Riiiiight? No, no, you don't. FAIL FILLED AS EVER.
- Dude, they hav a frigging WINDOW INTO THE ROOM. OH MERLIN! :D (the show, not the boy in this case)
- NOOO TAXES! NOT TAXES!
- SOMEONE NOTICE THE SHINING RED JEWEL OF MAGIC FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- ... Merlin have you been standing there all day? And NO ONE NOTICED?
- Merlin, you could really use a sleep spell.
- That's quite a good plan for Merlin. I approve.
- I love that this show is producing us a subplot about how to avoid shagging your husband!
- ... that was kind of disappointing. I was enjoying the dodging.
- ... TOAD PASTE? I'm with Merlin.
- THere is nothing I could say to make this scene any better. It's HILARIOUS, and with fingerlicking goodness. Thank you, show. THANK YOU.
- Gaius, why couldn't you taste it? This is just because you hate Merlin, isn't it?
- MERLIN, WHY AREN'T YOU AT LEAST WEARING A HAT OR SOMETHING?
- Oh Arthur is rebelling! ARTHUR IS REBELLING. GO ARTHUR, GO!
- I repeat GO ARTHUR GO!
- Stop breaking his shoulders dear.
- TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEL.
- I would say that Uther may notice that he keeps fainting but ... it is Camelot ...
- I am ashamed to say that it took me till now to think of the obvious "Merlin's in the closet." joke.
- Angsty Arthur! *likes*
- *squees affectionately over Arthur and Gwen*
- UTHER, ARTHUR IS NEVER GOING TO GET OVER THIS YOU KNOW. THERAPY FOR EVER.
- Merlin: HAPPYTIMES!
Gaius: ...
Merlin: No happytimes?
Gaius: SHIT CREEK.
Merlin: Woe.
- I love that Arthur has turned up for the ceremony and is just looking SO hacked off.
- Where the fuck is Morgana in all of this? Maybe Uther has locked her up because she's already been seriously narky. Oh no, there ishe is. NOT ENOUGH ANGRY MORGANA.
- Everyone in Camelot is clearly used to this sort of bollocks.
- This bit however, is new. Oh EW.
- *spasms with laughter at Uther's besotted expression*
- Morgana and Arthur will be reminiscing about this every Christmas FOREVER. Just saying.
- SAFOADSJFASOFJAS OH GOD, IT'S TOO HORRIBLE, OH GOD. XD XD XD XD
- ... OH MY GOD, UTHER ACTUALLY SHAGGED HER. THEY WENT THERE. FUCKING AWESOME.
- Uther: Hi guys!
Gaius: SHE'S. A. TROLL.
Uther: *blink blink*
Gaius: PLEASE NOTICE.
Uther: *blink blink*
Gaius: FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN. WE'RE EXPLAINING IN REALLY TINY WORDS. A TROLL SHE IS. IS A TROLL SHE. SHE IS A TROLL. TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uther: Shut the fuck up or die.
Gaius: OH GOD.
- HURRAY, THE DRAGON! Have something slashy to say please?
- Dragon: OH FUCKING AWESOME! HILARITY! BWHAHAHA!
Merlin: ... destiny calling?
Dragon: Harsh my squee why don't you?
- ... what kind of way to break the enchantment is that?! Is this a "Oh fuck, I have shagged a troll?" kind of tears?
- Bayard! I'm glad that he made up with them after that unfortunate Poisoned Chalice incident.
- ... MY GOD, YOU BASTARDS! I like it.
- NOOOO! HE'S WEARING A NIGHTSHIRT! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY SHOW, WHY? WHERE IS THE TOPLESS ARTHUR I LOVED SO?
- fsadjofjadsfkjadsofijadsf OH MY GOD, OH, OH OH OH, ARTHUR'S LOOK OH OH UNDER THE BEEEEED AND HIS HOOOOROR!
- NO, NO, THIS NEVER GOES WELL! EVER! EEEEVER! JULIET IS WARNING YOU!
- *weeps with joy over Gaius and Merlin and Arthur. Just ... all of it*
- "The poison, THE POTION!"
- You know, when we saw that happen on the trailer last week, we did not know it would be that EPICLY AWESOME AND DRAMATIC.
- They could have arranged him a bit better. A bit more crumpled.
- Hey, his neckerchief has a use again. Twice this episode!
- *strokes Uther a bit*
- Arthur: *straight back to unconciousness*
- Shes awesome at bashing things up. I like it.
- NOOOO! I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE TAIL WAS! *sulks*
- SQUSAFPSJDFADSJOFJASD WEIRD KIND OF CLUMSY EMBRACE THING, JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM TOTALLY OVERJOYED BEST ENDING OF AN EPISODE EVER FUCK IT!
- OH YES! I've been waiting for this since ... OH FUCKING A, STAKE BURNING AND MORE ANGST AND WAS THAT ARTHUR PULLING MERLIN OUT OF THE ROOM IN AN EMBRACE, OH YES! (okay, I kind of ended this episode on a Merlimgasm.
General Buffy watch! I do still like Wrecked as an episode but I think they rush it a teeny bit. (which is odd because I know a lot of people complain season six repeats the same ground too much) One minute, there's overuse, then suddenly there's wild madness. I do like the last scene very much though. Gone is pretty awesome. And I like Doublemeat Palace. I can see the problems with Season Six better this time around but I still think it's great.