OMG. I just found out five minutes ago that my laptop goes from kinda dull to makes-bleached-teeth-look-grey"-bright when I plug it in. This resulted in blindness and much pain. Onwards!
OHHHH-EM-EFF-GEE WTF. These two eps were so freaking terrible.
Big Wanda: Oh my dear lord. Timmy and Cosmo were total bastards, Blonda shaved a few-hundred years off of her, and Big Daddy, wtfff? Big Daddy is kidnapped and Wanda freaks! She asks for Timmy to help her but he's too busy playing paddle ball. Aha no. That's Bloo's job. Not Timmy whatshismiddlename Turner, but Bloo. Then when they're poofed into BD's pffoce Timmy looks down to see where his paddle ball went. ARGH HEADDESK. The only person I liked in this ep was Wanda's uncle. He litterly trashed Cosmo (haw) and was the only one with half a brain cell. Until near the ep where it kinda died. Still. Wanda + being overly girly = neve ever in a million years. Oh, and let me say this before I explode:
Nooooooo, not Blondaaaaah! As you can tell I ♥♥♥ Blonda and to hear her sound like Britney Britney being a total snot-tastic bitch makes my heart swell and break into two. :( The upside is that the Big Daddy/Mama Cosma kiss wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Even though they kisseed twice seeing Cosmo, Timmy, and wanda's reactions kinda made up for it. STILL ARGH. The fact that Butch Story-boarded this makes it all the worse.
Mooving Day: Wow. Timmy was a pile of OOC-shit. First off, belching contest? He'd never. And where the fizz came from? Ahasonotthefunny. I hate how Timmy wasn't paying attention to his mom when she was angst-tacular and how Wanda did all the wishing for him. Urrgh. And how Timmy's dad didn't even look up when Mom waked throught the door and only gave a rat's ass when she said she sold the house? ARGH SO not cool. I really liked how the Dimma-Flats looked. Gave me the Stepford Wives feel, and I liked that. Then Cosmo was all "OMG Chester can afford to be here?"
So, not, even, aporopriate. At all, ever. Even though I dislike Doug Dimmadom this was too much. Doug would never be so crule as he was here. He'd do any thing for a dollar but I doubt he'd do all that he did for some $$$. It was pretty retarded. LOL COW!WANDA HAS 4 STOMACHES AND LOOKS PHAT LOLEXCEPTNOT. Ya know, I was happy seeing all the other characters in one area and human!Wanda and Cosmo but augh, this ep totally runied it. Had Timmy givin a rat's ass this ep prolly would have been a favorite. Atleast Vicky seemed pissed at the belching contest. (only one I might add)
Everyone lied. They said these eps were terrible. They weren't. They were freaking adbominable. These are the eps I'd ban from airing ever again due to freaking retarded and horrible content. This is what will bring Butch down, not slash. These eps were worse than Odd Ball/Crime Wave and Bebby Bye/Grass is Greener. And here I thought that this day was just about as likly as me coming home one day to see my mom dressed in overdone-cosplayish!EGL watching anime and enjoying it. And that's saying alot because as long as my dad and I have known my mom she has never enjoyed animated things and hates overdone tacky clothes.
Why exactly does Timmy still have his godparents? He's so spoiled rotten. He used to be stuck with Vicky doing chores x10 with no escape. Speaking of which, where is that Vixen? Why is this show still going on without her? I've seen her less and less for what reason? Chitty writers, mostly Cyntia True, aka the NEW face of all things horrd and evil and will currupt your pork-chop eating brain. And I mean it, the eps she's been on suck to the max. How dare she have the nerve to mess with my wun tru luv, the Tooth Fairy. :'( These eps were truly the low point for FOP, and I mean it with all my heart. Nice to see my heard swell and slowly bleed ...
It was an average ep. It wa pretty annoying though, seeing as everyone got ready in a disorganized manner. Reminds me too much of my own experiances so I'm kinda bias. I also hated the ending. Everything looks good and happy- everyone is ready on the shuttle and they make it to thier plane on time but wait! ONOEZ, Mac forgot the ticketz!11! Wut now??/?? They go home. Pissed at Mac. Cue Mme.Fosters, her Bowlingteam, and EuroTrish on the airplane. *facepalm* I really liked EuroTrish though. She was so cute and so deserved to go to Europe. Still, eh. Season three so far has shown to be an incredibly dull season. There has yet to be an ep that has grabbed me, make me go "OMFGWTF", and love it to pieces. Hopefully something wonderful will come along, soon.
Wow. After seeing this ep I made it my life's mission to go out and buy the season boxset when it came out. This is what made me fall in love with Avatar. This is everything that many shows arn't- deep and seroious while at the same time being casual and comical. Did I tell you I also made it my life's mission to go and kill SlimeTime Live too? I came 5 minutes early and I still missed some of it. WTF man. Anywho, I loved it. Taro (?) was so cute. I felt bad for Aang, seeing as the temple was being disrespected. I was so shocked when I found out what the sealed door was being used for. How did the firenation open it? I thought you had to be an airbender to open it. That aside- OH HECK YAS. This was the highlight of my TV experience these past two days. Hopefully Boondocks will be too.