[OOC] Moonlight Shadow
Character: George Sands
Series: Being Human
Character Age: 28
Counselor Job Normality Teacher
Canon: In real life, all people want to be is extraordinary, to be superhuman. However, there are three individuals who would do anything to fall under normal. Mitchell the vampire, Annie the ghost, and George the werewolf struggle to maintain a life of harmony with the human race while their supernatural natures and secretive vampiric societies seek to destroy them.
George is the one who feels he's been cursed for life. Forced to undergo a painful transformation every full moon, George continues to separate his human half and monster half in denial. Prone to stuttering, flailing and hysterics, George is not the most sociable person out there, often talking neurotically when he's nervous and flustered. Nevertheless, George is kind-hearted and a strong supporter of humanity and all their virtues. He's incredibly smart with an IQ of 156 and nerves of steel when his priorities are in order. You don't want to mess with this timid man when it's close to the full moon or he might think you're tasty.
Sample Post:
No, no, no, no, no!
That isn't--How could you possibly think you can live normal lives like that? I mean, your skin is peeling off. Yes, I understand the skin peeling is a natural process but not when it's peeling to reveal a-a layer of lime green. I mean, how could you even imagine blending in with people like that. Oh wait, you can't. You're zombies and this is all you can ever amount to. That's--That's just perfect. How can anyone expect me to help a bunch of skin-peeling lime-green--yes the lime green part is important! You don't see humans walking around with lime green skin. You--You just don't, all right? You see people walking around in pink, yes, our skin--I mean their skin is pink. Like mine. Yes I know my skin isn't pink all the time. It's a minor detail! God, will you all just listen all right? I am the authority figure here so put those ears back on and pay attention to what I have to say! ...There, that's much better. And please, please, please, don't take those ears off!
Right, now that we know where we stand, it's time to begin our lesson. My name is George Sands and like I said earlier, I'm your new Normality Teacher. Your old one retired suddenly when he discovered he had decompositionitis. You should keep him in your thoughts and hope he recovers soon. Very, very soon. Because the sooner he recovers, the sooner I can leave and go home to my nice, normal life. Yes, I have a nice, normal life! Why are you snickering? I--I demand you stop that right this instant! Show some respect to your teacher! Without me, you're doomed to--to roam around the swamp in failure! Yes, that's exactly right. So whether you like me or not, you need me. It's good to be in power for once! I imagine this is what secondary school teachers feel. I think I like it, yes, I like it very much.
Now, back to the original topic, you need to blend in with the human race. To do that, you need to understand how they think, how they feel. Trust me, even normal people have trouble understanding each other. If it was that simple, dating sites wouldn't exist. So! The first thing you need to do is disguise yourself. Get lots of shirts and scarves and probably a whole lot of make-up. No, I don't know how you're going to get make-up, do I look like a teenage girl to you? No, wait, don't answer that, I have a bad feeling you might be completely serious and that would just make me feel worse. Anyway, the point is, you need it if you ever want to be closer to humans. That's what you really want, isn't it, more than anything? For human beings to accept you for what you are and to live normal lives. Well, you can do it, if you listen to what I say. I'll do whatever I can, I promise. So you can tell me everything.
... Brains. You're doing this for brains. I knew I should have watched more horror films.
Voting went here.
Series: Being Human
Character Age: 28
Counselor Job Normality Teacher
Canon: In real life, all people want to be is extraordinary, to be superhuman. However, there are three individuals who would do anything to fall under normal. Mitchell the vampire, Annie the ghost, and George the werewolf struggle to maintain a life of harmony with the human race while their supernatural natures and secretive vampiric societies seek to destroy them.
George is the one who feels he's been cursed for life. Forced to undergo a painful transformation every full moon, George continues to separate his human half and monster half in denial. Prone to stuttering, flailing and hysterics, George is not the most sociable person out there, often talking neurotically when he's nervous and flustered. Nevertheless, George is kind-hearted and a strong supporter of humanity and all their virtues. He's incredibly smart with an IQ of 156 and nerves of steel when his priorities are in order. You don't want to mess with this timid man when it's close to the full moon or he might think you're tasty.
Sample Post:
No, no, no, no, no!
That isn't--How could you possibly think you can live normal lives like that? I mean, your skin is peeling off. Yes, I understand the skin peeling is a natural process but not when it's peeling to reveal a-a layer of lime green. I mean, how could you even imagine blending in with people like that. Oh wait, you can't. You're zombies and this is all you can ever amount to. That's--That's just perfect. How can anyone expect me to help a bunch of skin-peeling lime-green--yes the lime green part is important! You don't see humans walking around with lime green skin. You--You just don't, all right? You see people walking around in pink, yes, our skin--I mean their skin is pink. Like mine. Yes I know my skin isn't pink all the time. It's a minor detail! God, will you all just listen all right? I am the authority figure here so put those ears back on and pay attention to what I have to say! ...There, that's much better. And please, please, please, don't take those ears off!
Right, now that we know where we stand, it's time to begin our lesson. My name is George Sands and like I said earlier, I'm your new Normality Teacher. Your old one retired suddenly when he discovered he had decompositionitis. You should keep him in your thoughts and hope he recovers soon. Very, very soon. Because the sooner he recovers, the sooner I can leave and go home to my nice, normal life. Yes, I have a nice, normal life! Why are you snickering? I--I demand you stop that right this instant! Show some respect to your teacher! Without me, you're doomed to--to roam around the swamp in failure! Yes, that's exactly right. So whether you like me or not, you need me. It's good to be in power for once! I imagine this is what secondary school teachers feel. I think I like it, yes, I like it very much.
Now, back to the original topic, you need to blend in with the human race. To do that, you need to understand how they think, how they feel. Trust me, even normal people have trouble understanding each other. If it was that simple, dating sites wouldn't exist. So! The first thing you need to do is disguise yourself. Get lots of shirts and scarves and probably a whole lot of make-up. No, I don't know how you're going to get make-up, do I look like a teenage girl to you? No, wait, don't answer that, I have a bad feeling you might be completely serious and that would just make me feel worse. Anyway, the point is, you need it if you ever want to be closer to humans. That's what you really want, isn't it, more than anything? For human beings to accept you for what you are and to live normal lives. Well, you can do it, if you listen to what I say. I'll do whatever I can, I promise. So you can tell me everything.
... Brains. You're doing this for brains. I knew I should have watched more horror films.
Voting went here.