The age of Aquarius
I stole this from a charming chap over at MySpace. Not that I place a whole lot of stock in it, but I found it mildly amusing.
AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy and passionate. Fantastic kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock the shit out of you. The BEST and BIGGEST freak in bed! Has a beautiful smile. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
CAPRICORN: The Passionate Lover
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predicts future. Irrestible, awesome kisser, gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Geminis in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you'll never forget. Smart.
VIRGO: The Whore/Manwhore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. Gives great adivce. Mesmorize people with your eyes. Never like to be wrong.
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predicts future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always gets what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: The sex addict
Very pretty/handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Has own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...you might end up crying... the most irresistible. Rare to find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports, gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship.
ARIES: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Takes you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
GEMINI: Ultra Sexy
Sweetheart. Love is one of a kind. Lover, not a fighter, but will still knock you down. Trustworthy. Always happy. Talkative. Outgoing Very forgiving, sensual and erotic. Hilarious personality. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY.
LEO: wild in bed
Great talker. Sexy . Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.
CANCER: Most Amazing Kisse
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great at tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
TAURUS: THE FREAK IN THE BED
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as hell! Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the sexiest people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty/handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.
In case you were wondering...I'm an Aries
AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy and passionate. Fantastic kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock the shit out of you. The BEST and BIGGEST freak in bed! Has a beautiful smile. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
CAPRICORN: The Passionate Lover
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predicts future. Irrestible, awesome kisser, gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Geminis in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you'll never forget. Smart.
VIRGO: The Whore/Manwhore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. Gives great adivce. Mesmorize people with your eyes. Never like to be wrong.
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predicts future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always gets what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: The sex addict
Very pretty/handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Has own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...you might end up crying... the most irresistible. Rare to find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports, gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship.
ARIES: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Takes you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
GEMINI: Ultra Sexy
Sweetheart. Love is one of a kind. Lover, not a fighter, but will still knock you down. Trustworthy. Always happy. Talkative. Outgoing Very forgiving, sensual and erotic. Hilarious personality. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY.
LEO: wild in bed
Great talker. Sexy . Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.
CANCER: Most Amazing Kisse
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great at tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
TAURUS: THE FREAK IN THE BED
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as hell! Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the sexiest people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty/handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.
In case you were wondering...I'm an Aries