I BRING YOU CAKE AND PORN
about a week ago my mom emailed me this recipe. I RECOMMEND YOU TRY IT NOW. GO! GO! GO!
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
when i made this, I didn't have any vanilla, so i added some cinnamon powder instead. turned out awesome! i'd say use about a teaspoon~
oh man, i'm going to become so fat because of this... Dx
Title/Description: Extortion
Creator: lyanth!
Claim: Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle III @ dcu_freeforall
Characters/Pairing: Jaime Reyes/Time Drake
Rating: NC-17 for naked boys
Prompt: Where are my pants?
Disclaimer: Don't own, DC does
Author's Notes/Warnings: Comments/critiques encouraged! I was really working hard with this one on proportions and muscle mass (and tim's bruises! xD). Also, as much as i lean on the less-hairy side of the fence, I feel like they'd have some hair on their chests (at their age, for superheroes, they should). Also also, I think tim's butt dimple steals the scene &hearts
I was too lazy to actually put in speech bubbles, so here's what they're saying:
Jaime: Hey Ro- [dammit]. Tim! Tiiiim! D'you know where my pants are?
Tim: mmNo.
Jaime: Oh come oooooon~
Tim: Can't you just make a new pair? [jeez...]
Jaime: Well, sure, but I'd bought that pair specifically for y- last night, so, you know...
Tim: Mmmph. Move that hand further north and maybe I'll talk.
Jaime: Extortionist. [sigh]
:3
Now if only I could draw that Jaime/Kon fanart I had originally intended to draw :/
<3 L
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
when i made this, I didn't have any vanilla, so i added some cinnamon powder instead. turned out awesome! i'd say use about a teaspoon~
oh man, i'm going to become so fat because of this... Dx
Title/Description: Extortion
Creator: lyanth!
Claim: Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle III @ dcu_freeforall
Characters/Pairing: Jaime Reyes/Time Drake
Rating: NC-17 for naked boys
Prompt: Where are my pants?
Disclaimer: Don't own, DC does
Author's Notes/Warnings: Comments/critiques encouraged! I was really working hard with this one on proportions and muscle mass (and tim's bruises! xD). Also, as much as i lean on the less-hairy side of the fence, I feel like they'd have some hair on their chests (at their age, for superheroes, they should). Also also, I think tim's butt dimple steals the scene &hearts
I was too lazy to actually put in speech bubbles, so here's what they're saying:
Jaime: Hey Ro- [dammit]. Tim! Tiiiim! D'you know where my pants are?
Tim: mmNo.
Jaime: Oh come oooooon~
Tim: Can't you just make a new pair? [jeez...]
Jaime: Well, sure, but I'd bought that pair specifically for y- last night, so, you know...
Tim: Mmmph. Move that hand further north and maybe I'll talk.
Jaime: Extortionist. [sigh]
:3
Now if only I could draw that Jaime/Kon fanart I had originally intended to draw :/
<3 L