My brain just fried!
For those who are not 'friended' to Dracodraconis, I've taken this from one of his postings.
Apologies if you are and have already seen this from his posting, but I thought it as too bizarre not to share. [shudder]
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25025871-5012749,00.html