F.U.A Epidemic!!! RED ALERT!!!

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Attention People Of the Earth! There has been a wide spread of F.U.A . Its is a disease more deadly than any other disease u have ever seen. F.U.A stand for Fish You ATA! To prevent it, we have created a drug called AK it stand for ATA-killers. It will boost your immune system so that it can fight the ATA Virus. You must take AK three times a day to ensure yourself to have a ATA free body everyday. Around the Clock. In any case, you have not taken you AKs for more than two days and u so happen to cross paths wif ATA u must do what Dora The Explorer did to Swiper the fox. You must say "ATA Go Fish!" Three times. Then ATA will disappear. If not, you can stick out your middle finger and use it as a sword to fight all the ATA Virus around you. But it is best to use the "ATA Go FIsh!" Statement as there is too much ATA Virus n if u choose to play cool and fight wif ur sword there will be too many and u may die. Btw we are giving out free AKs now in different flavours including GUMMY FLAVOUR cos little kids may not like the normal flavour.
As we have yet to find a cure, all we can do now is preven ourselves frlom getting F.U.A and wait for the ATA Virus to die down.
So Come, Lets all play our part and together we can make this a more F.U.A Free world.

F.U.A Prevention Council Hero Chace